Loki was twirling a strand of his hair around his finger, grease dripping onto the floor. Thor ran into the room and slipped on the grease.
"Brother! Watch where you grease!" Thor stood up, sorting out his suit of armour.
"Maybe you should watch where you walk. Or maybe don't run" loki flicked his hair sassily, greasy flying onto thor's face, the oily substance clinging to his beard.
Thor threw his hammer at Loki's head, making Loki fall onto his juicy god buns. When the hammer hit his head, it made a BONK sound that echoed throughout the room. Loki crawled towards Thor, grabbing his leg and pulling him down.
"Enough brother!" Thor squirmed on the floor like a slutty worm.
Loki whipped out his helmet and stuck one of the horns up Thor's nostril. Thor squealed and bitch slapped Loki, grease flip flapping out his hair. Loki cartwheeled out of the room, leaving a trail of greasy like a fucking snail.
"Come back!" Thor shouted, chasing after him.
Loki conjured a radio and started playing cpr by cupkakke, then he continued running away. Thor looked down at the radio, questioning the music.
"What is this... filth?" He was disgusted by the words and noises, he stood there in shock, absolutely frozen.
Loki ran back to Thor, laughing at him. He started doing the gangnam style and then he just left, bro gangnam styled away.
"Loki! Stop this foolery!" Thor was slip sliding down the hall, trying not to fall on Loki's slime.
your mother.
