𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 (𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧)

three

very minor emetaphobia warning!!

sitting down, jaime felt eyes on her. she ignored it and got up to look at all the previous bellas.

"okay, sopranos in the front, altos in the back." jaime sat in the back with some of the girls and saw an empty chair. "as you can see, kori is not here. last night she was trebleboned." aubrey explained and jaime fiddled with her skirt. "she has been disinvited from the bella's."

"you were serious?" jaime asked.

aubrey slammed the chair, "dixie chicks serious. you can fool around with whoever you want to, just not a treble."

"that's not going to be easy, he's a hunter." staci described her vagina and jaime laughed.

"you call it a he?" she nodded.

aubrey looked at staci in a sort of sickly sweet way, "stacy, the trebles don't respect us and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power."

"not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate." amy pointed out.

walking around aubrey had her eye on someone but didn't look at them, "so, does anyone here have anything to confess?"

it went silent, yet jaime could feel her heart beating. "it was an accident, i-" "turn in your scarf and go."

mary elise handed audrey the scarf and dragged her chair to the end of the room, running off and crying.

"that was necessary, aubrey? she's gone, just like that?"

"jaime, this is war. it is my job to make sure that my soldiers are prepped at go time with three kick ass songs sung and choreographed to perfection."

aubrey deadpanned, "there are only four months until regionals so if you have a problem with the way that i run the bellas then you should just-" audrey gagged and jaime was annoyed.

lilly held her hand up and asked a question. nobody understood her.

lilly was holding a tablet with the scene aubrey made last year. her vomit was like a projectile. jaime found it a little funny, "ooh, click on 'guy pukes on cat!'" staci pointed to a thumbnail.

"enough! it happened, it's over!" aubrey said, a little embarrassed. "we will practice everyday for atleast two hours, seven days a week. and i trust you will add your own cardio."

jaime started to mellow in her thoughts, was working the internship considered cardio? probably not.

"don't put me down for cardio." amy said.

"okay, moving on." aubrey said, "this is a list of all of the songs that we have ever performed. and you will notice that we only do songs made famous by women."

"theres nothing from this century on here." "because we don't stary from tradition." aubrey deadpanned.

jaime laughed, "there are plenty of songs; firework, someone like you."

aubrey wanted to explode, "moving on, this is how we will become champions."

after two and a half hours, everyone was finishing with some choreo.

"okay, i'm calling it." aubrey took a sip of water, concluding the session.

"aubrey, did we learn the same choreo from the video or did we not?"

"okay, don't forget to pick up your performance schedules." jaime scoffed at the fact that she was ignored, "we have a gig next week. that's right, next week." jaime couldn't concentrate. audrey hated her and she had no clue why. "okay. hands in, bellas."

everyone looked around, "hands in, aca-bitches. sing ah-"

amy sang and audrey shook her head, "no, no, no. it's actually on three, fat amy." "ah."

"alright, on three."

everyone sang off key and aubrey held her hands at her temples, "okay, we will work on that first thing next time. okay guys, thank you. goodbye. oh, jaime, a word?"

jaime looked up from her schedule and smiled meekly to aubrey, "what's up?"

"you know you'll have to take out that septum for the fall mixer." jaime flipped it up, aubrey didn't like that.

"i can tell you don't like me. why?" "i don't like how you act."

"you don't even know me, aubrey." "i can tell you have a toner for jesse."

jaime looked away, shocked at the weird word choice, "a what?" "a toner, a musical boner. i saw it at hood night. it's distracting."

"that isn't a thing, unfortunately. you aren't the boss of me either."

"you took an oath." "which cost you two girls! that's just today, aswell. you need me more than i need you, aubrey."

it was silent as jaime walked to her bag.

"i can see your toner pushing against your skirt!" aubrey made a last attempt before jaime scoffed.

"that's my dick!" jaime sarcastically called before leaving.

finn speaks!!
jaime doesn't know it yet but she and jesse already kinda mutually like eachother