We Met in the Kitchen

Familar Face

Danny: We've been here for so long I've already forgotten what your face looks like. Oh yeah, also, why don't are faces movie correctly??
Kurtis: This is a low budget rip off movie a Ratatouille so I don't know what you expected Danny.
Danny: Oh yeah. Wait, stop breaking the 4th wall Kurtis.
Kurtis: Ok.

Marcel walks up to them

Marcel: Hey Kurtis! Hey Danny.
Danny: Hi Marcel..
Kurtis: You like him, don't you?
Danny: What? No?
Marcel: Hello? Are you guys even paying attention? I need you guys to come help me work in the kitchen with me!
Danny: Okay, okay..
Marcel: Okay so, this is my boyfriend!
Danny: Huh? Boyfriend? I thought you were—
Marcel: Silly Danny.. Haha.. His name is Marmaduke and he shits himself a lot
Danny: Oh!
Marmaduke: HeLLo! I am MaRmaDUKE!
Danny: Ughh... Hi, I'm Danny..
Marmaduke: NiCE to meET you DaNNy PhaNtoM!
Danny: What?

Marmaduke then continued to shit everywhere getting it inside everyone's food in the Ratatoing restaurant

Rat Kid: Why does my food taste funny?
Rat Grandpa: I don't know sonny boy but goddawmn this taste better! Oh my lawrd!

The grandpa rat continued to eat the shit in delight

Kurtis: Eww... That's gross!! Get this shit monster out of this place.
Marcel: No! He's my boyfriend, I would never do that right Marmaduke?
Marmaduke: WelL I don'T AcTualLy KnOw bUt—

Marmaduke stopped and shit on Marcel

Marcel: Ewww! What the fuck man?? Why would you do that? I thought you were better than this..
Danny: Marcel, wait!

Marcel ran off and started to cry. He was sitting on the Ratatoing restaurant stairs.

???: Hello, why are you crying?
Marcel: Oh, uh.. It's my boyfriend. He's just shitting everywhere.. Does your boyfriend do that?
???: Uhmmm.. No. I'm not gay.
Marcel: I never said I was gay what if I was bisexual?? Huh??
???: Okay! Sorry.. Damn..
Marcel: What's your name anyways?
???: Drew Gooden.
Marcel: I'm Marcel.

Drew sat down next to Marcel on the steps of the Ratatoing restaurant.

Drew: So, he just shit everywhere?
Marcel: Yeah, basically.
Drew: Okay, here grab my hands.
Marcel: Okay.

Marcel grabs onto Drews hands.

Drew: What, cheers you up?
Marcel: Cooking.
Drew: Nothing else?
Marcel: Talking to Marmaduke about my day..
Drew: Okay, so basically we can just cook right?
Marcel: O-Okay..

Marcel blushed, he never felt this way before. It's almost like he forgot all about his feelings for Marmaduke, and Danny. Then they went inside.

Marcel: Everyone gets out except the people in the kitchen. STAT!

Everyone left.. Even Marmaduke because he was embarrassed. He kept on shitting himself on the way out too. Marcel and Drew went into the kitchen.

Marcel: *sigh* Let's clean this place up guys.
Danny: Okay, but who's that?
Marcel: Oh! I forgot to tell you, this is Drew Gooden.
Danny & Kurtis: DREW?!
Drew: Do I know you guys?
Kurtis: It's us?! Kurtis and Danny!!
Drew: Gonzalaz? Conner?

They both nodded and Drew started to cry.

Carol: Guys Greg is taking way too long in the bathroom, I think he got a case from whatever the hell the other guy had..
Marcel: Who cares, let's clean up this shit, Carol.
Danny: Yeah, Carol!

They started to clean up the shit.

Kurtis: So, Drew, how did you even turn into a rat?
Drew: Oh! Well it all started when—