gays at the lake (satire)

homosexual (real)

*RING RING* "Hello?, Exer muttered under his breath as he picked up the phone. "u-uh E-exer?" David replied in a tone much too gay for his liking "what is it Day?" Exer said happily (not really) "um? c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can we m-meet at the l-l-lake?" David sat waiting for a moment before Exer responded with "sure?" Exer went to get ready, while Ron was using his telepathic gay sensors to sense their gay from all the way across town. Later, they both met up at the lake, David was smiling and blushing at Exer (he's totally straight guys) "damn dude, you lookin' mad fine" Exer said unknowingly which caused the 3 braincells in David's head to disappear as David grabbed Exer's face and asked "wanna make out you submissive bitch?" Exer replied "of course my little davy doodoo bear" " David replied "i love you too you my silly stereotypical wattpad vampire" meanwhile, Ronald was staring at them making out from a distance and said to himself "damn, these bitches gay! good for them".