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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Ena: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Collecter : ...I did. I broke it.
Ena: No. No you didn't. Leafy?
Leafy: Don't look at me. Look at Licorice .
Licorice : What?! I didn't break it.
Leafy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Licorice : Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Leafy: Suspicious.
Licorice : No, it's not!
Louise : If it matters, probably not, but Reycho was the last one to use it.
Reycho: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Louise : Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Reycho: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Louise !
Collecter : Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ena.
Ena: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Louise : Ena... Leafy's been awfully quiet.
Leafy: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Ena, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Ena: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Ena:
Ena: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Ena: Time for plan G.
Collecter : Don't you mean plan B?
Ena: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Leafy : What about plan D?
Ena: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Licorice : What about plan E?
Ena: I'm hoping not to use it. Louise dies in plan E.
Reycho : I like plan E.
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Ena: Rules are made to be broken.
Collecter: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Leafy : Uh, piñatas.
Licorice : Glow sticks.
Louise: Karate boards.
Reycho: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Ena: Rules.
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Ena: Collecter ... How do I begin to explain Collecter ?
Leafy: Collecter is flawless.
Licorice : I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Louise: I hear they do car commercials.. in Japan.
Reycho: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Ena: Hewwo.
Collecter : Hihiliii!
Leafy: Greetings, Humans.
Louise: Three kinds of people.
Licorice : I want pudding.
Ena: Four kinds of people.
Reycho: WHAT'S UP F¥CKERS?
Louise: Five kinds of people.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Ena: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Collecter : I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Leafy : I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Licorice: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Louise: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Reycho:
Reycho : I have emotional scars.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Ena: Who the f¥ck added me to a fucking group chat?
Collecter : > :0 language
Leafy: Yeah watch your f¥cking language
Licorice: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LEAFY
THE F¥CK WORD?
Louise: 'The f¥ck word'.
Reycho: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Leafy : Oh my god they censored it
Louise: Say f¥ck, Reycho.
Leafy : Do it, Reycho . Say f¥ck.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Ena: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Collecter : Okay, but what is updog?
Leafy : Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Licorice: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Louise: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Reycho: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Ena: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Licorice: You're thinking of epsilon.
Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Leafy : No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Collecter : What's a henway??
Ena: Oh, about five pounds.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Ena: Just be yourself.
Collecter : 'Be myself'? Ena, I have one day to win Leafy over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Licorice : Couple weeks.
Louise: Six months.
Reycho: Jury's still out.
Collecter: See, Ena?
Collecter: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Ena: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Collecter: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Leafy : More or less, I guess...
Licorice : That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Louise: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Reycho: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Ena: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Collecter: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Leafy: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Collecter, learn to listen.
Licorice : What if it bites itself and I die?
Louise: That's voodoo.
Reycho: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Collecter : That's correlation, not causation.
Licorice: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Louise: That's kinky.
Ena: Oh my God.
To be continued with this story!!!