"Well it wasn't that bad"
"that bad-THAT BAD, I NEARLY LOST MY JOB AND BOTH YANOV AND PAUL TURNED INTO MONSTERS BECAUSE OF YOUR LITTLE 'EXPERIMENT' "
"YEAH"
"Yuu, Paul-"
"AND-"
"YUU, Paul, out"
"But-"
"No buts, OUT"
"Hmph"
The two of them went out leaving Tord alone with Yanov. To say that Tord was scared would be an understatement. After all that face, that face, a face with all of its lines drawn down. Eyes just filled with disappointment.
Tord really doesn't like that part.
"Sooooooo um how's life" said Tord
"Well I just turned into a giant snake dragon the same colors as my fursona, so great how about you"
"Eh"
Sighing he said "let's cut to the chase, Tord ya just don't turn people into monsters without their consent, actually just don't"
"But my research-"
"Shut that mouth of yours, you just don't make people into bioweapons Tord, it's A. Illegal and B. Immoral."
"Yeah but what about the red-"
"No, just don't even start with it."
"Well sigh fine I won't make people into bioweapons with or without their consent"
"You promise"
"Yes, I promise"
"Your still not forgiven for that though"
"Aww"
-2 Years after-
Holding the flask he started to regret his plan. It wasn't like it was worth it to break his promise to Yanov. After all he just regained his trust after the incident, why break the promise he made after it. The voice in his head said that 'Yanov wouldn't know if you keep it under the wraps'. Tom was a rather strange figure, his parents are literal objects and his eyes literally don't exist. So if he were to find out he would've blamed it on his odd genealogy and not him.
So he continued with his plan.
Putting the serum into the flask and putting it on the desk in the back of his lab, since that seemed to be the first place Tom would go to search for it. Closing the door to it leaving all he had to do was wait for Tom to notice his flask was gone.
It had only taken a few seconds for Tom to bust down the door. Thank God for his alcohol dependency.
"Make the thing open up, commie"
"What the-"
"Make what open up?"
"SHUT UP MATT"
"HEY, WELL I'M NOT LEAVING NOW"
"Oh great now Matt's going to know, great job Tom"
He actually didn't expect Matt to be there when Tom was going to be looking for it, so he didn't have a plan to get rid of him.
"Oh Edd better not come in here"
"Oh he won't"
"How do you know jehovah"
"He went out to go to a party with Paul, so he probably won't be here until later in the night"
"Oh, well that's amazing, hey Matt why didn't you go"
"Didn't want to, after all I need my beauty sleep" and Edd forced me to stay here to help Tom"
"Great"
"So open it up Tord."
"Hey Tom, don't you have any other smernoff that isn'tin that flask?"
"No Matt, I don't, just ran out this evening, now commie open the door"
The last words where laced with venom, so obviously Tord wouldn't have opened it up, right? No, I didn't build all of this up for nothing. After removing the two pictures covering the lever that reveals the lab, and a warning to not touch anything that isn't the flask, they all entered.
Instantly Tom noticed his flask and went up to grab it. Matt preceeded to look around trying his best to not touch anything, only to get pulled out by Tord when Tom got his flask. Both were pushed out of his room.
"Okay jehovah you got your flask now leave me alone."
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"TORD"
"WHAT"
"TOM JUST TURNED INTO A GIANT MONSTER AND IS NOW RAMPAGING THROUGHTPUT THE CITY"
"Oh didn't know he could do that" and he couldn't. Well without the help of the serum that is.
"Come on Matt let's go get my car"
"How are we going to-"
"I have a mixture that will turn him back"
"Oh um h-""Don't mention it, Matt, actually don't mention it to anyone"
YOU ARE READING
Well it wasn't that bad
Short StoryDamm writing about Tord breaking a promise by spiking Tom's flask with a monster serum ft. Matt is so fun to write. Don't ask about the cover, I don't know why I made it that either.