jose walked to ur door, knocking on it. "yo wsg shawty" (he had an edgar haircut btw) (oh and that ugly red nike tech sweater with black jeans and blazers) he rizzed u up as u blushed, your dirty blonde hair swaying as it matched ur dark cerulean orbs perfectly
"can i get yo digits in my phone" you shrugged, handing him yo phone
"who that ugly ahh man on ur homescreen" the red nike tech sweater-wearing edgar asked
"its u, goofy" you blushed and looked away
"oh shit is that red nike tech sweater-wearing 'no quema cuh' looking ahh me?!?!" he had a pure look of concern on his face
"who else, stupid" you facepalmed, taking your phone back
"o-o-o-o-oh but anyway i have a few pickup lines for u" jose pulled out a piece of paper from his ugly red nike tech sweater
the male continued "are u from Tennessee? cus ur the only 10-i-see... ok that was corny next one" he giggled weirdly (think of an ugly voice changer on it btw)
"did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? cus ur a snacc" he winked, reading the next one
u rolled your eyes saying "stfu just say the last one bc im leaving candy on delivered"
"fine bruh" he sighed, reading the next one "theres 20 letters in the alphabet. wait i forgot u r a q t" he cringed while smiling
"thats only 25 goofy" you smacked him so hard he died the end happy birthday aubrey
(dont ask who jose is btw)
