Chapter 1: INTRODUCING BILE!!

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Thursday 2nd March 2023.

Let's see what we have cooking! (Hint: there is nothing being cooked.)

The MEAT Store.

Have you EVER. HAD. Meat, before, Brian? No, no I do not believe I have. WELL. BRIAN. I will TELL YOU the ingredients of The Meat, on the Daily BASIS Of. [NEWS] !!

Have you ever had Meat before, Brian?
No, no I do not believe so.
Well, Brian, I will tell you the ingredients of The Meat- on the Daily Basis of [NEWS]!

Okay, so I met this Ostrich mango, and it started screaming at me like a banshee- which is incredibly rude for first impressions.

Exactly so rude

But I soon realised that actually- they werent being rude. They were just warning me of the Toxins.

fr

Long story short I ate 2 gallons of uranium and went home to carve my bones into skull tapestries.

bro we high as hell rn

STAGE

House of brick, house of stone, all alone like a barren tide wave load.
Did you hear about Week? I heard she had another bad prick.
Telling you here, man, I really DON'T CARE!
Made you say the word!
Dragon scales are whatever.
Could we have Doritos for tonight's sleepover?

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 02, 2023 ⏰

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