The Music Freaks Incorrect quotes

Part 1 (Jomies)

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Jake: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Drew: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Liam: if you want information it is
Henry: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST? 

Jake: What do you want then?
Drew: Er... something work related.
Jake: What department is this?
Drew: Sorry?
Jake: Well, if it's work related you'd obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Drew: *looks at Henry and Liam* Some sort of homosexual department? 

Jake: Try not to roll your eyes at me.
Henry: I don't have pupils.

Henry: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Liam: Marry me.

Jake: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
Henry: *raises hand*
Liam: *puts their hand down*

Henry: *Gasp*
Drew: wHAT??
Henry: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Drew: *inhales*
Liam, in another room with Jake: Why can I hear screeching?