I was on a call with my bae. We're absolutely stunning together (defined defined not an illegal pedo relationship😻) you cannot convince me otherwise. We hung up and I went to Walmart. While I was there I got a bag of takis and Pokémon cards because I'm such a collector 😻😻.
Then I found myself in the drink isle. Because I'm so emo
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(Proof) and awesome I grabbed a case of monsters (original because those slap). And then like the absolute baddie I am I called my best friend Luigi who was doing the renegade😱😱 and he was there in like 30 seconds 😍
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We went into the parking lot and skipped around, his absolute fatty booty jiggling with every bounce. I grabbed his hand and we went to waffle house 😍. we got blueberry waffles and then we walked out without paying, because were so quirky and cool.. then went to a pond to go feed some ducks. We threw the waffles into the water and watched them sink. We cried because the ducks didn't get their food😔 but some fish sure were happy! 🤪
( literally wth am I writing. THIS IS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES I SWEAR IM NOT WEIRD )
