Author's note: yes I put this under action because I am getting some and you're not. THIS IS WRITTEN BY CRAZYMOON AS A JOKE POST. I am not liable for angry mothers, horny mothers, and mothers hunting me down. I am also not liable for any hurt feelings of children. Don't sue me :). (This is also written for any gender) You may enjoy your story
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You awake one morning hearing clapping of cheeks. You try to go back to sleep thinking it's your mom and dad fucking again. You feel something isn't right. You remember your mom and your dad divorced. You get slowly and nervously. You walk to your mom's bedroom and hear loud moaning. You slowly push open the door and see me, going down on your mom. 'Mom what the fuck?!'
we keep going and obviously we didn't hear a shrimp like you.
"MOMMM" you whine
"Jesus fuck Y/n, will you shut the fuck up? We heard you the first time." I say.
"Also leave and let me put my clothes back on" I grumble
"Dude what tf you're my best friend and you're banging my mother?"
"Yep!" I say pulling my clothes back on, "I'll see you next week Ms. L/N"
"No the fuck you won't!"
"Shut up you jealous whore," I say while smirking.
You are now pushing me out of your moms bedroom into your's. You are surprisingly strong.
