Danny: Hi.
Drew: I'm not talking to you!
Danny: No theres been a misunderstanding!
Drew: If Barbie was here she would know what to do! Shes my best friend, NOT YOU!
Drew started to walk off
Danny: No Drew!
Drew: What Danny?
Danny: Remember the fanfiction "House of Gold?"
Drew: Oh yeah that sucked ass.
Danny: Remember how we dated?!
Drew: Yeah?
Danny: Well, I wanna do that in real life too!
Drew: But you said you didn't like me?!
Danny: I said that because I don't like you.
Drew: Then why the fuck are you asking me to date you?!
Danny: Because I love you!!
Drew: What.
Danny: I don't like you, I love you!
Drew: Oh?Drews heart started beating. It was the beats of love! (and also probably a heart attack.) He collapsed to the floor.
Danny's Brain:
(Why the fuck are you talking to him!? Get him to the hospital!)
He called 011. (House of Gold reference..)(remember?)
011 picked up Drew.
Danny: Is he going to be okay?!
011: Yes.
Danny: That it good.Danny walked outsdie the supermarket and saw Logan, Jackie, Marcel, Barbie and Bill Nye in front of him!
Marcel: Where were you honey?! I was scared!!
Danny: I was helping Drew since none of you would.
Barbie: I would've helped him if he told me that he was having a problem again.
Danny: What do you again?
Barbie: After he divorced his wife and had that dream, he called me.
Danny: What? No! He called me!
Barbie: Mmm.. No. He called me since I was the closest person to him at the time. Kurtis was on his honeymoon.. Wait, where is Kurtis?
Danny: On his honeymoon?
Barbie: He's been on his honeymoon for 4 months now.
Danny: That's a long ass honeymoon..
Barbie: Have you checked up on Kurtis?
Danny: No.. Have you?
Barbie: No. Have any of you guys?
Everyone: No.
Bill Nye: Who's Kurtis?
Danny: BILL NYE?!
Barbie: He's my boyfriend.
Danny: WHAT?!
Barbie: Just call Kurtis.
Danny: Oh yeah..
Danny calls Kurtis but he doesn't answer
Danny: That's weird he usually picks up.. Let me try again.
He calls again and the phone answers this time
Danny: Kurtis?! Are you there?
There's heavy breathing on the phone
Danny: Who is this?
???: Dwyane.
Danny: Dwyane?
Dwyane: Yes.
Barbie: Wait.. Did you say Dwyane?
Danny: Yeah why?
Barbie: Give me the phone.
Danny: Is he your ex or something?
Barbie: Just give me the phone.
She takes it
Barbie: Dwyane?!
Dwyane: Barbie.. or should I say.. my minion? Why did you run away from me.
Barbie: Because you tried to kill me and you made me zap Danny and Kurtis with the Rat Ray!
Dwyane: I did tell you to that..
Barbie: Well you can't tell me to do that anymore Dwyane!
Dwyane: Call me boss.
Barbie: No?!
Dwyane: I also have your friend Kurtis and his wife. Say hello to the camera!
Dwyane showed Kurtis & Jenna
Barbie: You know that's illegal, right?
Dwyane: But it's not illegal if Jack does it.
Barbie: Who's Jack?
Dwyane: Jack Skellington?
Logan: The guy from earlier!
Jack: Hello, Logan.
Logan: Traitor.
Dwyane: Find me if you can!
Barbie: You're literally just in the lab-
Dwyane hung up
Danny: So.. Before we go save Kurtis & Jenna, and we see Drew in the hospital?
Barbie: No we have to go save Kurtis & Jenna first. They have the more serious situation.
Danny: But—
Jackie: No she's right, we have to go save Kurtis and Jenna.
Bill Nye: I'll use my big brain for the plan to get in.
Barbie: Oh I have keys to get into the place.
Bill Nye: Oh.
Barbie: Now come on.They all walked off except for Danny. He was still thinking about Drew. Then, Logan looked around and saw Danny still there. He walked up to him and touched his shoulder.
Logan: It's okay. Come on let's go.
Danny: Fine.
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New York Struggles
HumorDrew finds himself in love with Danny but he can't be with him. Then something happens to Kurtis, and then.. find out!