~Remy's POV~
I was minding my own ratswax when I heard a THUD THUD THUDDER come from the guest bedroom.
Shiver me rat timbers. I went to go check that goofy ahh noise out.
That's when I walked in on My ex, Hello Kitty, giving that glock glock 10 million to my boyfriend Bill Gates!!
"Remy you Cock blocker." Hello Kitty yelled.
"Omg Remy I'm soosososprayso sorry." Billy Willy said with his Silly Billy Willy out.
"We're done!!" I said, angrily, "get out of my house. NOW."
I was criing.
Billy left with his Willy out and Hello Kitty fell out the window.
So so sad.
