DSMP Oneshots!

Silver - Parkai

HOI!!! AM TEMMIE!!!!! CHU WANT.... TEMMIE FLAKS!?!?!?

just kidding, just kidding, is me..... Tulip :3

you're probably wondering... "Tulip, what the hell is Parkai?" well let me tell you!

this ship consists of two people- Parker and Kai."Who are they? Why are they in DSMP oneshots?"Parker and Kai are original characters that I made, heavily inspired by c!Sapnap and c!Karl.The main reason I created these characters... I cannot remember, but I know that part of it was to sort of... mirror how DreamXD is an alternate to Dream.

I saw it similarly to the shared original character of "HD". George's old Youtube alias was "GeorgeHD", which inspires the name. HD was created to be a god friend for XD (well, more like a romantic partner, but you know what I mean!), and because HD isn't a canon character, everyone has their own takes on that character. (and a side chat: i gave them 'real' names, that way their abbreviations "XD" and "HD" are more like 'god names'/nicknames/aliases. XD is Xander, HD is Henry. and a funny story, i chose the name "Henry" because that is George's middle name. "GeorgeHD" isn't just 'watching a video in HD', it's his initials, hence my choice of name.)
Parker and Kai are meant to be the god alternates of Sapnap and Karl. Their aliases would be "PH" and "KJ", because modern-day Parker's name would be Parker Halo (because he'd be related to Sapnap, whose father is BBH, duh) and Kai's modern-day name is Kai Jacobs because he's the brother of Karl.

The way they fit into the "canon" is simple, they died. "Wait, Eco, gods can't die!"And you're right... but then how does Foolish lose his lives? He's said to be a god, not to mention he's literally a totem of undying, so... how did he die each time? ...Because gods can die.Most people might not like this, but the way I see it is gods can die, it just takes a lot more to kill them than it does for mortals.Gods can't die from things like old age or sickness, but losing a lot of blood or having bad enough injuries can kill them, but it would take more than it would for a mortal.For example, losing 40% of your blood will kill you, so characters like Tommy would die if he lost 40% of his blood, meanwhile the gods (XD, HD, Parker, Kai) could lose way more blood. (70% is the limit though, IMO.)And sure, sicknesses could kill them, but it would take some really severe sickness to kill them.ANYWAYS IM GETTING WAY OFF TRACK!! (and I'm already at 400+ words jfc-)

One of these days, I'm gonna upload a separate book that talks about my headcanons and original characters that relate to the DSMP, because I have SO MANY headcanons on standby.

I do not have any official drawn designs, so the best I can do is just give a description.Kai is 5'5, skinny, and doesn't have a lot of muscle. His hair is shaved along the bottom half, the rest is curly and usually down in his face, but it's only like 6 inches long, but since it's curly, it's not really covering his eyes. He's got a dark academic style and unique eyes; They're dark magenta with dark teal swirls. He paints his nails, has two piercings on his right ear, and wears earrings as well. He is a bunny hybrid, his fur is a slightly darker brown than his hair, so he has bunny ears and a bunny tail. And- this detail is important, ya'll remember this: he has nipple piercings. (no one ask why, i just felt like giving them to him) Oh, he's also transgender, and already transitioned! (Only did surgery for his chest, but that's about it for surgery. I'm also so nervous about sharing that fact because I'm terrified of misrepresenting a transgender character somehow because I do not have experience in gender dysphoria, so if anyone with more experience notices something that seems really wrong or inaccurate, please send me a DM, I'm very willing to learn more :])Parker has long, curly black hair, that reaches down to his shoulders, but he usually keeps it up in a bun. He has long, pointed ears, black horns, and a black demon tail with an arrowhead. He's 6'5 and has bright red eyes, his pupils can also dilate and contract like a cat's eye. He's got a black crop-top with a white overcoat, which has fire coming up from the bottom of the centerpiece and sleeves. This is accompanied by black combat pants and boots, but he'll typically just lounge around with a tank top and sweats, but only if he's at home. He's also got a slight beard, but it's short and is only along his jawline. (scruffy bitch)the very last bit of context that I'm giving ya'll is this: back in medieval times when they believed in vampires, it was said that you couldn't see them in mirrors, but that was because silver was considered a 'holy' metal, and mirrors were made with a lot of silver back then. well, if silver is a 'holy' metal, then the same logic would go for demons...