✨The Canon Family ✨

✨ Incorrect Quotes Part 6✨

Kiyochi: I turned out perfectly fine!

Rockabiee: Kiyochi, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast...

Kiyochi: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

*Sketches is cooking*

Hybrid: Any chance that's for me?

Sketches: It's for Rockabiee. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.

Hybrid: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Kiyochi: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Sketches: Alright.

Kiyochi: TraitorSayWhat?

Rockabiee: Excuse me?

Kiyochi: What?

Sketches: ....

Kiyochi: ....

Kiyochi: No wait-

Hybrid: Yo is Rockabiee sleeping or dead?

Kiyochi: Hopefully dead, I owed her money.

Hybrid: Yeah, so did I.

Rockabiee: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Kiyochi: Fuck.

Sketches: We've got to work on your cursing.

Kiyochi: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Kiyochi: *Gets down on one knee*

Sketches: Oh my god, it's finally happening.

Kiyochi: *Falls over*

Sketches: The poison is kicking in.

Rockabiee: Kiyochi and I have the kind of easy friendship where we finish each other's-

Kiyochi: Sentences.

Rockabiee: Don't interrupt me.

Hybrid, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

Rockabiee, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Rockabiee: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?!

Kiyochi: Anything really, but nerds and their circle glasses especially.

Rockabiee: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Kiyochi: Oh! B Positive.

Rockabiee: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Kiyochi: ...

Kiyochi: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Sketches: Mind your language!

Kiyochi: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???

Sketches: ...

Kiyochi: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Rockabiee: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Rockabiee: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Hybrid: What did you do with Rockabiee's body?

Kiyochi: What didn't I do with the body?

Hybrid: ...

Kiyochi: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Sketches, driving Kiyochi and Rockabiee: So how was your day?

Kiyochi: We almost got surprise adopted!

Sketches: What?

Rockabiee: We almost got kidnapped.

Sketches: Oh, okay.

Sketches: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Kiyochi: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Sketches: You're a hazard to society

Rockabiee: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Hybrid, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Sketches: You did WHAT–

Rockabiee: William Snakepeare

Store Worker: Would a Miss Sketches please come to the front desk?

Sketches, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Rockabiee, Hybrid and Kiyochi

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Rockabiee, Hybrid, and Kiyochi, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Sketches: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

Hybrid: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Sketches, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Hybrid: ...

Hybrid: fsh

Kiyochi: Are we going too far?

Rockabiee: No, no, no. We went too far about seven hours ago. Now we're going to prison.

Hybrid: Hey Rockabiee can I get a sip of your water?

Rockabiee: It's not water.

Hybrid: Vodka, I like your style!

Rockabiee: It's vinegar.

Hybrid: Wh-Wha-

Rockabiee: It's vinegar, COWARD.

Sketches: We need to get through this locked door. Rockabiee, give me your credit card.

Rockabiee: Here.

Sketches, pocketing it: Thanks. Kiyochi, kick down the door.

Hybrid, negotiating with Sketches: We have Rockabiee. Give us ten thousand dollars and she will be returned to you unharmed

Rockabiee: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

Hybrid: I-

Rockabiee: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Sketches: ROCKABIEE STOP

Sketches: I leave you alone for one minute and you spend $875?!

Kiyochi: You left me alone at Daiso.