Kiyochi: I turned out perfectly fine!
Rockabiee: Kiyochi, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast...
Kiyochi: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
*Sketches is cooking*
Hybrid: Any chance that's for me?
Sketches: It's for Rockabiee. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.
Hybrid: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Kiyochi: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Sketches: Alright.
Kiyochi: TraitorSayWhat?
Rockabiee: Excuse me?
Kiyochi: What?
Sketches: ....
Kiyochi: ....
Kiyochi: No wait-
Hybrid: Yo is Rockabiee sleeping or dead?
Kiyochi: Hopefully dead, I owed her money.
Hybrid: Yeah, so did I.
Rockabiee: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Kiyochi: Fuck.
Sketches: We've got to work on your cursing.
Kiyochi: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
Kiyochi: *Gets down on one knee*
Sketches: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Kiyochi: *Falls over*
Sketches: The poison is kicking in.
Rockabiee: Kiyochi and I have the kind of easy friendship where we finish each other's-
Kiyochi: Sentences.
Rockabiee: Don't interrupt me.
Hybrid, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Rockabiee, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Rockabiee: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?!
Kiyochi: Anything really, but nerds and their circle glasses especially.
Rockabiee: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Kiyochi: Oh! B Positive.
Rockabiee: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Kiyochi: ...
Kiyochi: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Sketches: Mind your language!
Kiyochi: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Sketches: ...
Kiyochi: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Rockabiee: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Rockabiee: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
Hybrid: What did you do with Rockabiee's body?
Kiyochi: What didn't I do with the body?
Hybrid: ...
Kiyochi: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Sketches, driving Kiyochi and Rockabiee: So how was your day?
Kiyochi: We almost got surprise adopted!
Sketches: What?
Rockabiee: We almost got kidnapped.
Sketches: Oh, okay.
Sketches: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Kiyochi: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Sketches: You're a hazard to society
Rockabiee: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Hybrid, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Sketches: You did WHAT–
Rockabiee: William Snakepeare
Store Worker: Would a Miss Sketches please come to the front desk?
Sketches, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Rockabiee, Hybrid and Kiyochi
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Rockabiee, Hybrid, and Kiyochi, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Sketches: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
Hybrid: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Sketches, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Hybrid: ...
Hybrid: fsh
Kiyochi: Are we going too far?
Rockabiee: No, no, no. We went too far about seven hours ago. Now we're going to prison.
Hybrid: Hey Rockabiee can I get a sip of your water?
Rockabiee: It's not water.
Hybrid: Vodka, I like your style!
Rockabiee: It's vinegar.
Hybrid: Wh-Wha-
Rockabiee: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Sketches: We need to get through this locked door. Rockabiee, give me your credit card.
Rockabiee: Here.
Sketches, pocketing it: Thanks. Kiyochi, kick down the door.
Hybrid, negotiating with Sketches: We have Rockabiee. Give us ten thousand dollars and she will be returned to you unharmed
Rockabiee: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Hybrid: I-
Rockabiee: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Sketches: ROCKABIEE STOP
Sketches: I leave you alone for one minute and you spend $875?!
Kiyochi: You left me alone at Daiso.

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✨The Canon Family ✨
HumorJoin us in this hilarious Rom Com of the hilarious Canon Family Starring: Scketchbooks&Shenanigans Rockabiee Kiyochi Hybrid And many other people of lesser importance