Megan Says

Take you to the candy shop

Home depot was a drag today. I hate how my stupid friggen boss Tyler tells me to pick up the plants off the floor. Like girl that ain't my job. That's Gracie's job. I turn to see Gracie chatting up Luke and I almost puke.

"Get away from Gracie you armpit." I scream

"I do what I want" He shouts then puts his arm around Gracie's shoulder, causing her to shiver.

Gracie clears her throat awkwardly and I feel like getting run over by a truck watching Luke perve over Gracie.

"You know man, I suddenly feel recharged and want to help Luke fix the plants in the corner over there where nobody could see us. I could cover your shift if you get me some candy from the candy shop." Gracie says, shifting under Luke's grip.

"Um... Okay I guess. See you losers later!" I snap my fingers and point to them and they laugh. Gosh I'm hilarious.

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The candy shop was beaten down an ugly owned by some man who smells like farts. I could practically feel his scent jabbing my nostrils and making my eyes water.

I stroll around the store looking for some yummy candy but it all looks gross and old, almost as old as this man. It's like he's dead in his seat or something oh my frick.

Finally, I come to the decision of buying rainbow sour ropes and practically get the whole box because I'm hungry too, Gracie isn't going leave me starving. I wait for the man to ring me up but he just sits there staring at the wall. Maybe he really is dead?

Suddenly the back door swooshes open and his boy with medium-long brown hair gelled up walks in. He has beautiful green eyes and a muscular face but lean body. My heart almost flies out of my chest and hits him in the face.

"Sorry, my grandpa sleeps with his eyes open waiting for customers to show up. I can ring you up." The boy says, staring into my eyes.

"It's cool man you know, home skillet. Wiggity wag. Swaggity swag whats in the bag? The candy I just bought!" I point to him and half laugh and he just stares at me with a confused face.

Why in the world did I open my mouth holy frick.

"You're weird, but I like weird." He laughs at me and I literally blush so red.

He scans the candy then slowly looks up at me and flashes his pearly white smile at me.

"Would you like a bag or something?" He asks.

"Uh yes please." I respond nervously.

He pulls a bag from his red apron and bags the candy for me and stops abruptly, slamming the candy on the counter top.

"You copying me or something you potato?"

"What? No I'm just standing here like a normal person-"

"No cause you're wearing an apron like me. I suggest you work at home of the depot?"

"Yeah it's pretty lame. On the bright side, I have many taco bell gift cards."

"I don't really know what you mean but alright." He pauses and just stares at me with an intense gaze and I feel my under parts begin to tingle. Ooh things are getting saucy in here!

"Listen. I have two offers for you, hear me out." He says to me, making me want to use the cash register and bash my head with it because he's so beautiful.

"Offer one is that we are hiring here. Like we are in desperate need for a shingaling lady like yourself to work here since my grandpa isn't doing as well as he used to." He pauses to look at his grandpa solemnly then turns to me once more. "We can match the pay too." To seal the offer he flashes another gorgeous smile and I feel like my ovaries are going to explode.