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I was getting on the rocket ship. When suddenly, I felt the rush of adrenaline. These planets were looking so fine (😩). When we were going up in the black sexy void the rocket ship crashed. When I woke up I was on the rings of Saturn's. It looks so big and juicy. Even though I was dying because I wasn't wearing a helmet. I started doing the chicken dance to daddy Saturn. I was starting to get ravenous, so I took the bag of jelly beans. Then shoved it up ass because that's how I eat. I floated to Saturn's hot and sweaty abs, and started twerking my 9000 pound booty cheeks. Each cheek look like Garfield. I  started on daddy Saturn and he grem a face and ate it all up and lapped it up like milk. I pooppood on him so much and he picked it up and threw a big chunk, and we kissy wissyd. But suddenly I started having poo poo cramps. Probably because my intestines were being scraped out by Saturn's 99999999999 inch (both thickness and length) pp. I puked so hard I became Nyan Cat and started flying into the never ending void which is space forever. Collecting sugary foods and being chased by a dog.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 11, 2023 ⏰

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