Jared and Savannah love story

Savannah and Jared

Savannah was late for school when she woke up because she stays up till about 4:00 reading gay fanfiction. She threw on some yoga pants and a flash superhero t shirt and got in the car so her mom can take her to school.As they were on their way to the school savannah notices Jared at the gas station smoking a cigarette. All of a sudden his lazy girlfriend Haley showed up at the gas station and saw Jared and started yelling at him for being a drug addict and not caring about her life as a sloth. All of a sudden Savannah did not like the way Haley the sloth was talking to her lover Jared so she threw a brick at her and she past out and couldn't make it to school that day. Jared ask Savannah if he could get a ride to school so they rode together to school and as Jared and Savannah entered the school Jared spotted Haley in the tree slouching and waiting for him. Haley said while eating her hair "oh so u have the audacity to hang out with Savannah and not me I'm upset" Jared pushed Savannah against the wall and kissed her aggressively. Haley climbed up the tree and cried. Savannah said "woah are we dating" Jared said "I never enjoyed dating that sloth" and then Savannah smiled and then kissed and made out under the bleachers and skipped school that day.