The Weed Gang Lore

Chapter Four - The Marriage

The Weed Gang found themselves inside of Hotel ZaZa(Yes it is an actual business) after an elevator malfunction brought them there. They each walked in and went up to the counter.

"Does anybody work here?" Chiaki wondered.

A monkey came up from below the counter, it was curious George. He had zaza all around his mouth and on his hands, it is Hotel ZaZa after all. Maki looked behind her, "Gang... The elevator is gone."

"I suppose we should get a room then, since we'll be staying here until the elevator comes back" Ena suggested.

"Well then, how much do the rooms cost?" Chiaki asked.

Curious George pointed to the prices sign. It read "$354 for first floor rooms".

Chiaki sighed, "I don't have enough money..."

Miku patted her on the back, "Don't worry, I have plenty!" Then, Miku payed for the room.

The weed gang made their way down the hallway, past the pool, and into another hallway with the rooms. They went into their assigned room, and settled in.

"There's only two beds..." Izuru said.

Maki reassured him, "It's okay, us, the poly weed trio will go in one bed and the rest will go into the others."

Chiaki sighed, "That's alright, but I'd rather play videogames all night."

Miku agreed, "The only sleep I need is zaza. Anyways, while we can, do you want to go to the pool that the author so conveniently mentioned?"

"That sounds good... I mean, wouldn't the author get mad if she did a whole bunch of research on this hotel for nothing?" Chiaki agreed.

"But there's no swimsuits, you moron" Maki said.

"Oh yeah, I guess there isn't. Then what about the food?" Miku suggested.

Omori appeared and stole some of Maki's zaza and left.

The Weed gang went to the restaurant in the hotel. It wasn't too crowded, so they went in and got some food.

Every dish was topped with zaza and it made the gang very happy.

Izuru said quietly, "They do weddings here..."

"Does that mean..." Maki couldn't bare to her sentence.

"You want to have one?" Chiaki finished it.

Ena dropped her plate, "That's so sweet~"

"I agree" Said Miku when the author almost put "Said Miku" in quotations.

Maki sighed, "I'm fine with it... I guess."

Chiaki looked up from her Gameboy, "cool"

When they were done eating, the gang went to ask curious George about hosting a wedding. He nodded yes, which meant that they could. Then, the gang started planning everything out.

"Well, we know everything except who will be the best man now..." Chiaki said.

Then rumbling came from the ceiling, and Nagito crashed down from the vents. "Argh... Just my luck."

"Why are you always in the vents?" Chiaki complained.

"I just want to watch my hopeful classmates enjoy themselves!" Nagito said while hugging himself.

"You could have just asked to come along. The air I'm the vents can't be good for you to breathe, idiot" Maki suggested.

"Well, I think this is good! Now we have our wedding plans all figured out" Miku smiled.

"Well, we need to get rid of Hajim- I mean Izuru's unhopeful, zaza stained suit," Nagito suggested, hopefully.

Then, the gang went shopping. Ena and Miku helped Maki and Chiaki pick out dresses, and Nagito picked out a more hopeful suit for Ha- Izuru.

Then, it was time for the wedding. Kaede was dead, so she couldn't play piano. Instead, Miku invited Gumi to sing The Fox's Wedding, despite it being a song about torture and vore.

(Now it's literally just Ashley's story because I can)

As the small crowd watched patiently, the beat of the shamisen slowly died out as Izuru stood there.

"They aren't coming?" Asked Nagito.

Meanwhile, in the bedroom where Maki, Chiaki, and Ena were supposed to be helping each other get ready... They each passed out from too much zaza.

Maki suddenly woke up, "Wait... We're going to late for the wedding, you dumbasses!"

Chiaki and Ena woke up next, "I didn't know that..." Said Chiaki while rubbing the zaza out of her eyes.

They all ran to the room, and to their surprise, Izuru was crying. The song started up again, while Maki and Chiaki started walking down the carpet with their veils sliding against the floor.

They said their vows and shared a kiss.

"You smell like zaza..." Izuru pointed out.

The good ending

But the story isn't over, because the weed gang has to get the elevator back still so that they can go home.

Miku wiped the sweat off of her forehead, "I'm going to get blisters if I even touch a shimasen again... Who decided to even pick that song?"

"Uhh... You did?" Maki said.

"Anyways, we should make the among us potion so that we can go back home" Chiaki suggested.

"Do we still have the recipe?" asked Maki.

"I don't have it..." Ena said.

Izuru crossed his arms, Chiaki said, "I don't either."

But it was okay because there were leftover's in Nagito's pocket so they could go home.

The end, :)