South park one shots!

Christophe x male! Reader

I woke up to an alarm. Damn, i forgot i had to go to school today. Everyone in the stupid fucking town is so damn annoying. Whatever. I have to get ready before my mom yells at me. Her and her stupid God.

*Time skip to in class*

"Alright class, we have a new student today,. Everyone meet y/n l/n. Introduce yourself."

" Oh uh,. Hey. My names y/n l/n... "

"Whatever. Just sit down next to mr. Christophe. Hes the one with the messy hair. "

" Okay....? "

I sit next to him. He looked at me very , seriously. Wow he.. has beautiful eyes. He has a cigar in his mouth, but its not lit. Damn is he cute.

"Erm.. do i have zomething on my faze?"christophe said. He has a very weird accent., I cant really understand what hes saying... 

" Uh?-what? "

"Do you zpeak fucking  English? I zaid-"

I snickered at the sound of his accent.

"Sorry-hah-so s-sorry its just.."

"Itz juzt vhat???"

" Nothing nothing. Hey, u wanna maybe.. be freinds?? None of these god loving butt fucks look cool enough to have an interesting story , but.. your different. "I said, in a submissive voice. 

" You know vhat,sure. Your cool y/n. Vanna hang out after zchool? "

" Fuck yeah! "You said while blushing lightly.

*Another time skip to after school*

Finally, schools over. It was so boring, except for the cute dude. I walk home from school in the alley. But all of a sudden , i hear footsteps behind me. I turn around to see.. christophe?whats he doing here??All of a sudden, he grabs me by the waist and pins me on the alley wall. 

"Hey y/n,vhy are you valking in ze alley alone? Itz dangerouz. Zheres pedophilez here. 

"Uh.. h-heh.. uhmm.. christophe y-your to close ..."

Christophe moves closer to my body, looking into my eyes .

"Oh? To cloze eh? "

"Mhng.. christophe your to close to my-mmmm. You know what.. please s-stop~.." 

" Ah.. okay... You are zuch a pussy you know... "

" Thats .. rude"

" Oh il show you rude.

He grabbed my waist tighter.i turned very red,i felt like i was going to pass out. He slowly cupped my cheeks as he started to kiss me. He licked my lips asking for an entrance. He bit my lip , making me let out a small gasp. Christophe shoved his tounge in my mouth.( Yeah make out sesiion yahahah.)

"Mmmnhg~"

You put your hands on the back of christophes head. After a couple minutes, he pulls away from my mouth. You let out a gasp, heavily breathing.

"Come on my love, letz take you home, away from all ze weird God lovers.

(HEYYY this is my first book so im reeally not that good... But hope u enjoyed this storyyy)