If I was a simpe traffic cone

If I was a traffic cone

If I were to wake up one day a traffic cone in a stack of many, I would say that it would be the best day of my life, although as a traffic cone i wouldn't be able to express such feelings outloud as i would be a traffic cone but just the thought of no longer needing to contend in the complexities of conversation is more than a boon. No need to deal with the day to day, the struggles of bills, work, or maintaining both a healthy body, mind and schedule, instead simply enjoying my stationary position with no need to worry of the potential health risks associated as there is no longer such a risk being a traffic cone and all, but if you think me to be lazy you'll be quite the fool as being a traffic cone comes with many roles that while not demanding on my orange cone self is an important procedure in many construction jobs, helping with the flow of traffic, and making sure an unfortunate fellow wont end up where one shouldn't be and so much more, a true purpose in my reflective life without the paperwork and hassle, a truly ideal life. Another perk being that, as a traffic cone, I can gain more wordly experience, going place to place, site to site, seeing the world in a whole new orangey light being involved in important work in a hands off approach that brings a whole new appreciation for the wider world, ofcourse as a traffic cone the only fear might be getting rid of once out of use but even this is no where near as bad as one might believe, not much different as being left in storage, where one can sit and live life from afar or possibly being repurposed not too different from one finding a new occupation in life, another chance to gain a wider knowing of the world.