The Weed Gang Lore

Chapter Nine - Zaza Land

After the eventful event in Poland, the Weed Gang just hung out in the zaza hut. They didn't have much to do besides inhale pure zaza.

They decided to cure their boredom by going back into the among us potion-powered elevator. Izuru pressed a random button and they all rode to the grocery store floor because that existed.

"The grocery store?" Maki asked.

"Maybe we'll meet someone here" Chiaki said.

"Look over there" Miku pointed towards a girl with faded green hair and a maid outfit.

"Is that Kirumi?" Maki asked.

"Why are there eight kids in her cart?" Ena questioned.

Maki sighed and walked over to Kirumi.

"Oh, hi Maki. What are you doing here?" Kirumi asked

"Why do you have eight kids?" Maki sighed.

"There's more at home" Kirumi smiled, "Would you like to babysit them someday?"

"N- No" Maki glared while nervously sweating, knowing that the author will find a way to make this happen because it would be hilarious.

"Well, what if your friends helped?" Kirumi smiled.

"The *weed* gang? Are you serious?" Maki worried.

After some fighting, Maki decided to leave the store with the weed gang.

"What was that?" Chiaki asked.

"Kirumi wants me to babysit her ten kids" Maki sighed.

"Oh..." Miku said.

When they reached a random floor, again, they all passed out.

Then, they woke up in zaza land, a theme park with zaza. Everywhere.

Chiaki looked down, "Why are we in maid outfits?"

Then, the owner of zaza land walked up to the Weed Gang. "I'm the panda from Turning Red, are you all working here?" The panda from Turning Red asked.

In unison, the weed gang said "No?" but the panda from Turning Red gave them name tags.

"I guess we have to work here then..." Maki sighed, trying to hide the maid dress that appeared on her after waking up.

"How boring" Izuru added, while also having a maid dress on.

After complaining for a while, they each got into random seats and people arrived.

"Why is everyone Among Us characters?" Miku pondered, as she did her job splendidly.

"I have no clue..." Chiaki responded after rigging the cash register so that it can play fortnite.

When the two began letting the Among Us astronauts in, the concession stands, which only sold zaza, began to get busy immediately.

"Are you serious?" Maki sighed, as the Among Us people began to pile up.

Izuru on the other hand, was taking orders so fast that you could hardly see his hands moving. Then, there was Ena, who was trying to let customers into different rides while trying to do the math of how many people would fit in, and yes, she was wearing a maid outfit as well.

The weed gang besides Izuru eventually got extremely worn out by all of the stress.

"Can we go home now...?" Chiaki sighed, as her fortnite game began to get boring.

Omori appeared and stole Maki's zaza.

"There's no elevators here..." Miku explained.

Chiaki rested her head, "Right..."

Then, after a whole twenty-four hours of nothing but serving Among Us humans, the panda from Turning Red came back and told the Weed Gang that their shift was over.

"Finally!" Ena shouted, while smiling.

"Don't be excited yet, you still have to work on Thursday. Anyways here's your paycheck of two doubloons each!" The panda from Turning Red explained.

"You idiot! Are you serious!? That's less than India's minimum!" Maki yelled.

"You're definitely getting arrested" Ena threatened before pulling a whole landline phone out of her pocket.

Chiaki then fell asleep.

"Look over there" Miku pointed into the distance.

"Is that... peanut head sans?" Chiaki asked.

Peanut head sans approached them, holding two of Kirumi's children. Archibald and Gertrude. "E e e e e e e e e ee e e ee e e (If you don't beat me in a super smash bros battle, I will eat these kids" said Peanut head sans.

However, immediately after the game started, Chiaki did the "Epic panta blast" move and killed peanut head sans. "Now, give the kids back" Chiaki said, sternly.

"e e (Fine)" Peanut head sans said.

Suddenly, Chiaki woke up while being dragged into the elevator by Ena. "...huh?" Chiaki yawned.

"Oh, you're awake!" Miku smiled.

"You were talking in your sleep" Maki sighed, "Saying stuff about kids..."

"Oh my, are you a pedophile?" Ena asked.

"I don't know..." Chiaki then went back to sleep.

The end :)