It was a cold and somber night without my big belly hottie beside me in bed to keep me warm.
I tossed and turned in my bed, wondering if he will ever come back to me.
How I missed his tender warm kisses upon my body. His soft touch across my skin.
I cried for hours upon hours when he left me.
Now in this cold and somber night, I cried myself to sleep. I dreamt of his big jiggly belly, swaying in the wind while he held me close and kissed me one last time.
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
My alarm screamed at me
"Ugh.."
I turned of the alarm and rolled out of my bed and began to walk to the bathroom.
I was dizzy and felt extremely sick, as if I was going to throw up.
I washed my face in the bathroom sink and looked into the mirror realizing how horrible my face looked. My eyes were red and skin was pale as a ghost.
Suddenly my phone rang.
I ran out the bathroom hoping it might have been my big belly hottie.
Nope.
It was just my best friend, Jamie.
Not that I don't love Jamie.
I answered the phone.
"Hey Jamie" I said quietly.
"Hey, you sound sick. What's wrong"
"It's nothing, just a small cold or something"
"Oh, ok then."
I was lying. I felt horrible, but I didn't want to get Jamie worried because she would go all around the world to help me and I don't want her to waste her time like that.
"So, what did you call me for?" I said, trying to change the subject
"I just wanted to ask if you would like to go to a restaurant with me, but if you're sick..."
"Oh. No, it's fine I'll go with you. I'll probably feel better if i get out the house"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah."
"Ok then. I'll pick you up at 8:00"
"Ok. What restaurant is it?"
"It's a surprise;)"
"Jamie-"
Suddenly I heard a loud noise that came from the phone
"Oops- uh, I'll call you back. Bye bye now!"
Jamie then hung up.
"That was odd.."
I brushed it off and went back to my room to find an outfit for me to wear to this restaurant that Jamie wants to take me to.
Blah blah time skip cuz I'm lazy so they at the restaurant now*
"Jamie.."
"Yes?"
"This is a strip club"
"Well y/n, I did tell you it was a surprise, so..."
"Whatever"
"Alright. Let's go, byotch"
"Uhh"
I walked into the club with Jamie and we went over to the bar.
Jamie got some hard liquor, and I didn't get anything because I was afraid it would make me feel sick again.
Jamie ended up finding some girl and decided to take her home to "talk"
So I just stayed at the club and chill for a while.
And then somebody behind me tapped my shoulder.
"Y/n?"
It was him.
My- or the guy who used to be my big belly hottie.
I turned around quickly and looked up and down at him.
He was wearing a tight shirt that exposed his big belly. At this moment I fell in love with him again. His beauty was absolutely jaw dropping, I couldn't help but stare at him.
"Take a picture, it'll last longer"
"OH, I'm sorry I-I-"
"Don't worry about it. You look pretty good yourself"
"O-oh, thank you"
"So, what you doin here all alone?"
"Jamie brought me here. She just left 10 minutes ago"
"Well, while she's gone why don't we have some fun?"
"What?-"
Big belly hottie grabbed my hand and took me over to a private room
"Uh, are we even supposed to be in here?"
"It's fine, y/n. I'm a stripper here."
"Oh."
"So, how bout I give you a private show ;)"
"I-I-I-I-"
Big belly hottie expanded his belly and popped his shirt off
I started to turn red
Big belly hottie then took off his shoes and exposed his cheesy toesies to me and wiggled them.
I gasped at how cheesy his toes were
"Lick them" he demanded
I bent down on the ground and licked his toes
They tasted like saltine crackers and cheddar
It was so amazing, I almost cummed right then and there
Big belly hottie then burped a very seductive burp at me
Then he ripped of his pants and he had very super giant sexy hairy legs
I licked his super sexy hairy legs and tickled his toes
He made a deep throat gurgle sound of satisfaction
I moaned softly, the noise making me create an entire river
And then they drown and die
The end
