The weed gang was just hanging out in the Titty Typhoon when they each got a random memory of Kokichi. It was just very random.
"Am I too high or did I just have a memory of... Kokichi?" Miku asked.
"I got one too..." Chiaki said after suddenly waking up.
"That's weird, so did I" Maki worried.
"Why is that? Why would all of us get a random memory of Kokichi at the- Ah!" Ena said before realizing who she was talking about, "...Kokichi!?"
"What?" Miku began to worry.
"It's nothing" Ena calmed down.
The gang just brushed it off and decided to go and look for Kokichi. They went into the elevator and noticed that it had been vandalized with zaza juice.
"What's going on?" Chiaki asked, scared.
"Could this be Kokichi's fault?" Maki pondered.
Miku pressed the buttons for floor fifty-three and they searched for Kokichi. Though, all they found was Angie. She was on the floor praying for something.
"Oh, hello there!" Angie said after noticing the gang, "Would you like to help pray for Kokichi to come back?"
"Come back?" Chiaki repeated.
"She means that Kokichi left" Izuru answered before Angie could say anything.
"You're right, Atua says he went to the zaza pizza place" Angie said, helpfully.
"The zaza pizza place?" Maki asked.
"Yes, the one in Toledo" Angie explained.
The weed gang went into the elevator, wondering where the floor would be.
"Not the elevator, sillies!" Angie shouted.
"Huh?" Miku asked.
"Atua says that there's a button in your zaza mobile that'll take you there" Angie explained again.
The weed gang took her advice and realized that they had no clue where they would get the zaza mobile without using the elevator.
"Don't worry," Ena reassured, pulling the whole zaza mobile out of her pocket, "I have it right here."
"H... How much space is is your skirt?" Chiaki asked, but everyone ignored her and got into the car.
"Safe travels, everyone!" Angie said, waving.
While the gang was looking for the right button, Miku and Ena noticed that the swimming button had changed into the zaza pizza button.
"What happened to the swimming button?" Miku asked.
"I'm not sure... At least it's convenient now" Ena smiled.
"Uhh... What's the swimming button?" Chiaki questioned from the backseat.
"Nothing, don't worry" Miku answered.
Ena pressed the zaza pizza button and the car morphed into a pizza place with people inside, but most importantly, Kokichi was inside. He was ordering a pizza at the counter.
"Kokichi!" Maki yelled.
"Yes I would like- Huh?" Kokichi turned around to see the weed gang staring at him.
"What were you doing on March seventeenth 2:02 AM eastern standard time?" Ena asked, very specifically.
"Wha- Ugh- How would *I* know? That's wayyy too specific" Kokichi said, annoyed.
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The Weed Gang Lore
AdventureA crack fic about Maki, Izuru and Chiaki finding Zaza and meeting unexpected friends, but when the world puts obstacles in their way, like a dimension wide ban of Zaza, it's up to the weed gang to save them all, because we all know no one could surv...
