Y/N POV:
I work in bakery because I'm sad and poor and broke and broke. But I'm also so rich and wealthy because I live in a magical fairy princess mermaid goblin king queen prince ogre witch gnome wizard elf Viking kingdom. Just kidding I actually live in New Orleans with magical music 😜 I like music, in fact my favorite song is this:
I love bruh. I mean vrug. I mean Grug.
Anyways me and my girly pops are going to this like idk overpriced restaurant because we are hungry today.
*Later when girlies all meet up at Y/N's friend's house named Kawaii*
"OH MY GOD GUYS THE RESTAURANT WE ARE GOING TO HAS SUCH A HOT GUY AS ONE OF THE OWNERS LIKE WHAT THE FART" My friend Kawaii says. "Oh fr? Who?" I ask. "I HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM LIKE HOLD ON OMG" Kawaii says. "LOOK" she says. I look at this:
"Omg wow so hot" I say. "LETS GO SEE HIM GALS" Kawaii said. Everyone else agrees. We go to restaurant.
*At restaurant*
"Holy shittle tittle titties this place is so nice like what the ducky fucky" My friend Cornelius Sardoodledom Da Dom the third says. "Gorl fr" My friend Cock Left Nut Ass Cheek says. This girl who looks magnificent comes over and gives us a table. She says, "Wassup I'm Tiana 😂😂😂 I'm the owner of this lovely overpriced palace even though I'm the best cook in the world it's still not worth all this money 😜 also me and Naveen, the other owner, got a divorce so he's single." Kawaii screams "OH MY GOD OMG I CAN MARRY THIS HOT LUCIOUS MAJESTIC ELEGANT FINE LUXURIOUS MAN!" Everyone gives her the side eye.
Naveen aka hot guy comes over to our table and he says, "Well well well looks like we have a table of hot women tonight 😏💋💋" Kawaii screams. The others giggle all flustered. I sit there with a blank stare 😶😐 I get up and try to run away. But Naveen the lord of the fly and gucci Rolex stopped me. "Why are you leaving so soon? We need your money so I can continue buying Gucci and Rolex for the poor 💋💋💋" I stare at him like this:
I let go and run away.
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FanfictionIt all started when Y/N and her girls went out for dinner because they were starving like as if they tried the gummy bear surprise. They came across hottie Prince Naveen. Prince Naveen the lord of the flies, except there is no one named Piggy or Ra...