𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓, Miguel Diaz

S03:E10

⚠︎︎TW: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS LOTS OF BLOOD AND IMPLICATED CA (CHILD ABUSE)!⚠︎︎
•~3rd person P.O.V~•
"I can't say this plainer. Eagle Fang and Miyagi-Do have to work together." Rachel put her face in her hands. She stood between Sam and Miguel and stayed quiet just like Miguel had asked her to, but it was starting to get harder and harder. No one was really listening.

"God my head hurts," Rachel muttered.

"Even if we wanted to team up, it'd never work. I was in Cobra Kai. Their style mixes with ours like..." Chris trailed his sentence as he thought of something to compare their styles to.

"Oil and vinegar?" Nate suggested but Chris shook his head.

"No, not salad dressing. I would say like the British Bulldogs and the Hart Foundation." Rachel furrowed her eyebrows, what the hell were they talking about? It was as if her dad was making movie references that she hadn't ever heard of.

"They were friends, dipshit." Mitch retorted, Chris clenched his jaw. Mitch really was annoying most times. The only reason he joined Eagle Fang was that he was kicked out of Cobra Kai for being a weakling.

"Not at WrestleMania 3, Penis Breath." Mitch scoffed, turning to Chris. Rachel heard Miguel sigh in frustration.

"Okay, you can't call me Penis Breath. Only they can call me Penis Breath." Mitch motioned to the other Eagle Fangs.

"Why are you okay with anyone calling you Penis Breath?" Chris asked. Mitch opened his mouth to speak, but couldn't come up with a good comeback so he simply just stood up.

"You know what? Screw this. Come on, let's go." The Eagle Fangs started to leave but Demetri banged his hand against the table as he stood quickly.

"Hey, pussies! This is exactly what those assholes at Cobra Kai want. Since you were one of 'em, you're an asshole too. So are you." "So was I. Well, at least I wanted to be one. But now Cobra Kai is the worst collection of assholes in the Valley, run by the king of all assholes. So if by merging with Eagle Fang...weird name, by the way...can keep us all from getting shit on anymore, then we'd all be assholes not to do it. I'm sorry for all the 'assholes'. I usually take pride in my grandiloquence, but...it's an emotional time." The Eagle Fangs still hadn't sat down, they simply stared at Demetri.

"Did you not hear Demetri? Sit the hell down!" Rachel shouted, the Eagle Fangs sat down almost immediately. "Sam, remind me where your Tylenol is again?"

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"We're all in agreement that our new combined dojo should train at Miyagi-Do. But deadlocked on a new name, Gi Design, Post-Training Snacks, and Sensei Dispute Resolution Protocol. Okay, not good, but still, it's a start." Rachel swallowed the Tylenol pills down with a gulp of water, as everyone sat around Sam's dinner table. Suddenly, the whole group heard meowing from outside of the house, causing all of their attention to be diverted.

"Aw, I think your cat wants to come in. Here, kitty, kitty." Rachel furrowed her eyebrows as Bert closed the door behind him.

"When did you guys get a cat?" She asked, turning to Sam. She could've sworn that Amanda was allergic to cats, but then she thought that it could be a hairless cat. Which, Rachel thought was oddly cute. Not as cute as cats with fur, but they were all right.

"We don't have a cat." Just as Sam finished her sentence, there was a loud crash as Bert came through the window.

"Bert, what happened?" Miguel asked, everyone, rushing to Bert's side. Was he stupid?

"Well, obviously he thought this was the door." Rachel retorted sarcastically, rolling her eyes.

"No cat." He muttered, as blood dripped down from his head and into his eyes. Suddenly, Rachel saw Hawk appear. Followed by Kyler and the other Cobra's.