Shrek pov
I was moaning whilst eating my delicious capybara as I heard a knock on the door. Must be gru FFS.
I opened the door to find gru in a skin tight cat suit, damn. He is ugly.
Suddenly, out of my suprise gru started twerking and doing the wap infront of me and I couldn't help myself. I ran upstairs and called my side Chick, tamatoa, my sexy little crabby wabby. The way he pinches me is so hot and I can't help but to love him more than gru.
Listen I know what yor thinking.
Gru is pregnant with your baby!! And yes I know but it's his fault he didn't use protection. He said he didn't for the "shits and giggles". Stupid idea I know, look where that led us. I texted tamatoa
Tammy bae 😍
Can I come over
bae?
Heck yeah
Right I'll just crawl
To your house..
Unlock the door
Bet
I crawled to Tammy's house and we had the time of our lives. 5 times.
