On an interview on an unknown TV station...
"So why did you become a member of the weed gang, Hanako?" The guy who was doing the interview asked.
"Well, if I had to say, there are a lot of girls in the bunch" He answered.
And from that point on, Hanako was banned from the weed gang for inappropriate behavior. The gang however, had to tell him this or else he wouldn't know.
"About that interview, you're banned from the weed gang" Chiaki crossed her arms.
"Did you seriously think that it'd be a good idea to tell the world about your perverted thoughts?" Maki sighed.
"But- You can't do that, I was just saying a fact" Hanako begged to be unbanned.
"That and the fact that you and TeruTeru of all people get along!" Miku shouted.
"Remember the time you got mad because my skirt didn't 'show anything'?" Ena complained.
"Fine, I'll go. You're no fun anyways" Hanako said, defeated.
The gang watched as he went back to the elevator, less happy than usual.
"Well then, now we don't have to deal with that anymore" Miku said, relieved.
A few hours passed by and nothing happened. Until Maki decided to quit the weed gang *and* the poly weed trio.
"I'm going now, I don't want to be a part of the weed gang. You can have your wedding ring back" Maki sighed and walked out of the zaza hut.
Izuru and Chiaki looked at eachother, heartbroken.
"She just left" Izuru said with more emotion than usual.
"Why would she do that?" Chiaki began to cry.
"Now I'm the only one with pigtails! We used to be twinsies..." Miku also started crying.
"It's aw my fauwt isn't it!?" Ena shouted, tears streaming down her face.
"She even gave her ring back" Chiaki pointed out.
"We have to find her, we can't just lose to members of the weed gang in the same day!" Miku stood up, confidently.
"I agree" Chiaki stood up as well.
"Do we go wook fow her now?" Ena asked, wiping her tears.
"I guess so," Izuru calmed down.
The gang then looked all over Jabberwock Island but there was no sign of Maki. They looked through dorms, stores, and even restaurants but there was still no sign of her.
"E- Evewyone, the zaza mobiwe isn't in my pockets" Ena began to cry even more, knowing that Maki was somewhere that couldn't be accessed through the elevator.
"I guess... Maybe we should try to get Hanako back? He seemed to know a lot about the abyss with doors" Miku explained.
"That's a great idea, do you know where to find him?" Chiaki asked.
"I'll see, I think I recognize the building that we were in last week" Miku stated.
"That's perfect! Now then, let's go back to the zaza hut!" Ena suddenly cheered up.
The gang then went to Kamome Academy, where they found Hanako. He was still upset though.
"Hey, we're sorry about earlier. We want you back in the weed gang" Miku stated.
"I don't want to go back with you, you're just going to kick me out!" Hanako said, sadly.
"No we're not, that is, if you don't say anything perverted" Chiaki crossed her arms.
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The Weed Gang Lore
AdventureA crack fic about Maki, Izuru and Chiaki finding Zaza and meeting unexpected friends, but when the world puts obstacles in their way, like a dimension wide ban of Zaza, it's up to the weed gang to save them all, because we all know no one could surv...
