𝐵𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑠 𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

🚓🔎𝐶𝑂𝑃𝐵𝑈𝑅🔎🚓

My apologies for not updating this in a while. I'm working on a different book and sometimes I get writers block.

!Onto the headcanons!

Because he was a prisoner and came back as a cop (He told you and Tommy the plan), you knew it was Wilbur

So you're a prisoner! (I'll put hc if you wanna be a cop below the prisoner au)

You shared a room with Wilbur. You would talk about the details of your crimes

When Wilbur told you about the plan, he gave you his hat with a note inside

It was a confession note

You showed Ranboo the letter (They think Wilbur just ran off somewhere) and he started giggling at the love note with you

Givin' you happy stims for a WEEK :)

When he came back, you met him at the yard and he picked you up and started spinning in circles

Anytime you had to be transported anywhere, he would rush to your room and take you there. If he couldn't, it was probably because he was yelling at Charlie and or Tommy

Sometimes when your walking, he'll kiss the top of head or anywhere on your face

Since you can't be near each other during bed you just cuddle a pillow, imaging it's Wilbur

He gave you a polaroid and let you run around with it

Of course he had to take pictures of you both

You were tired of the old, gross beds, so you cleaned up your 'dorm' with cleaning supplies Will snuck to your room

You eventually helped Tommy, Charlie, and Prisoner!boo do the same

Copza, Copbur, and Copboo just didn't notice or care ig

If Wilbur has camera duty, he'll take you with him because you "need to be supervised because of fatal actions"

You place around in his office and draw on his note pads

He hangs them up on his cork board and looks at them instead of the cameras

Since he gathered information from being a "cop", he finally brought it up to you that you both can leave whenever

I mean this was a day or two after Tommy had escaped (In my au, he left with Charlie too) with Charlie

So, he was like, "Let's saddle up cowgirl/boy and let's get. out."

So when it was lights out, you woke up Prisonerboo get grabbed a flash light and got outta there

You guys went to a pay phone and let Ranboo call Crumb so they could pick Ran up

Once Ranboo left, you both drove off to Wilbur's fairly nice apartment

Will clung onto you for the amount of time he couldn't hold you at night as a way to make up for it

The first dinner you both had was at a fancy restaurant to make up for the kinda, really bad food

One time when you were laying in bed, finding something to watch, you grabbed his old hat from your night stand and put it on him

"You kept," He pulled the hat off his head. "My hat?" You smiled and responded with a hum. "It's the only thing I had left of you. I didn't know when you'd come back." He pulled you closer to where you were almost on top of him. "I knew you were perfect."

Aw look at you gigglin 'n crap :)

{Cop y/n au} ------------------------

When you got hired Wilbur was already a police officer, so you didn't know that he was a criminal

Since you arrive in morning, he makes you a coffee or tea if you don't have one already

It does help you get ready in the morning and on time to work without worrying to have a coffee/tea in your hand

When you didn't get good sleep one night and had to stand out in the cold yard to watch the prisoners, Wilbur walked up to you and gave you a little bouquet, some good swiss miss hot chocolate, and a kiss on the cheek before waving a goodbye with a smile on his face

Need to call the police on this man's rizz

When Tommy saw, from across the yard, he went, "OOOOOOOOOOoooOoo~"

Wilbur asked you to paint his nails white and so you did

He chipped it off after a month or two

We got a family up in here-

You, Wilbur = Parents
Tommy, Ranboo = Kids
Philza = Grandparent
Charlie (and I'll add Big Q in there too ig) are cousins

When you came in to drop off some files, he cleared his throat and asked you to a movie

You went there and laughed and commented on the movie. You both enjoyed it :)

I guess you both talked for a while before you asked him to be your bf while you to were outside

After a while, he moved in with you

You still draw things and he puts them his cork board

You put sticky notes of words or phrases of attraction and sticks them on his computer or around his office

He started doing it back ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

"Your smile is beautiful" "I love your laugh" "You work so hard" "You art is terrific" "Be careful to look both ways when you cross my mind"

Can I get a kiss... AND CAN YOU MAKE IT LAST FOREVERRRRR

He loves to watch you bob your head and lipsinc to a song your listening to

He also loves it when you stim when you're bored or just.. stim in general

He'll join in sometimes ^^

For example, I have an arm swaying stim, bouncing on my heels, and I hit my side with my arms. He'd start doing that too

If it's vocal, like scat singing, a TikTok sound, or trumpets, he'll say/do it if not many people are around or if he doesn't need to focus

If he gets tired or just doesn't want to hear them, he'll try to unsuspiciously put on headphones

I imagine if (y/n) have a vocal stim, Wilbur makes it into a conversation,

Y/n -"Scat bee doo wap pop sceet scerr.."

Wilbur - "Sceet bee pop scat?"

Y/n - "Wap doo lop la!"

Wilbur - "Doo la?!"

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Aw I'm too attached to fictional people 🥲

Speaking of fictional people, go read my simpbur book, "Please answer carefully"!! I'm working on a revivebur book that I'll try and finish soon.

Have a great day/afternoon!!