The Weed Gang Lore

Chapter Thirteen - World Domination

Shuichi took off his hat, and his lice began to run wild.

"Th- There's so many!" Maki shouted.

"Eww... How am I supposed to take pictures with my fans when I have... b- bugs..." Miku said, grossed out.

"This! This isn't boring!" Izuru cried.

"Now then, do you regret leaving us?" Shuichi asked evilly.

"I'm gonna caw the cops!" Ena shouted as she took a rotary phone out of her skirt and began dialing 911, "Hewo? I need hewp..."

After Ena finished her phone call, cop sirens sounded.

"Hey, I heard there was a problem?" The cops from Breaking Bad said after making their appearance. (The series is completely irrelevant, by the way)

"This man just released a ton of lice onto us, I personally would like to sue," Ena complained.

"You can't blame someone for something that they couldn't help," The cop argued.

"He could help it, I got it on camera," Mahiru stated after coming around the corner.

"Where did you come from?" Maki asked.

"I'm part of the mini-game gang, but I recently left because of the lack of blondes named Hiyoko," Mahiru explained.

"I see, we'll be taking this case to court then. However, you need to get rid of those bugs first," the other cop stated.

And so, the weed gang was cleaned. Shortly after, they were taken to a class trial, but it was more of a gang trial.

"To start things off, how did the lice attack start?" The cop asked.

"Me, Miku, and Maki decided to leave the mini-game gang. However, Shuichi tried to stop us by unleashing his lice, " Ena stated.

"Th-That's false information! I only took my hat off to pay respects and say goodbye, " Shuichi argued.

"Then just what did I catch on camera?" Mahiru asked.

The trial lasted for a total of two whole days, and finally, the weed gang won.

A day later, Maki woke up in the middle of the night due to a random flashback of gang violence.

"We need to commit world domination," She stated.

"...huh?" Chiaki awoke.

"It's five o'clock in the afternoon... go to sleep," Izuru sighed.

"I'll just go bother Miku and Ena then." Maki crossed her arms, leaving the bed.

She walked down the hallway to Ena's room, where you could hear mumbling. Probably just her talking in her sleep.

Maki walked over to the pile of plushies that Ena was sleeping with and asked, "Hey, we have to commit world domination."

"Let me go, Mr... I can not do... Ah!" Ena woke up to Maki staring at her.

"We need to commit world domination," Maki repeated.

"Wha... What time is it?" Ena asked before falling back asleep.

"Fine then," Maki went upstairs to Miku's bedroom where, to no surprise, she was blasting music and singing along.

"Oh, hi Maki," Miku yawned, "It's daytime. You should be sleeping."

"We have to commit world domination," Maki stated.

"But that's be really hard!" Miku argued.

"That's the point," Maki crossed her arms, "I just have to do it... Even if I do it alone."

"Well, I guess I'll be right behind you then," Miku smiled, "But we should wait until nighttime, when everyone's awake."

"Okay then..." Maki went back to bed and waited until night.

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She was awoken by Chiaki's obnoxiously loud alarm.

"We have to commit world domination," Maki shouted, waking up the whole zaza hut.

And so, the gang ran out of the zaza hut to go and commit world domination.

They decided to get one of their American friends to assist them in this act. Who, you may ask?

Azura. I bet you forgot about her. (Azriel doesn't know that I'm stealing her character again)

They rode the elevator to Ohio and looked for Azura. Surprisingly, she was right by the elevator.

"Hey there~ Do you want to help us commit world domination?" Miku asked.

"Fine... Am I getting paid?" Azura questioned.

"I guess so," Miku sighed, pulling forty thousand dollars out of her pocket.

"What do I have to do?" Azura asked after almost stumbling on her stilletos.

"You see, you would have to run for president of the United States," Ena stated.

"You also have to make it so we can commit tax fraud," Chiaki suggested.

"Tax fraud? Why?" Azura questioned.

"Because I want to," Chiaki explained.

"Alright then, but no tax fraud," Azura sighed.

"Wait, I have a question," Maki said. "Are you over the age of thirty-five?"

"I can pretend to be, I guess," Azura explained, "I'm from Ohio. Anything goes in Ohio."

And so, the weed gang took their first step towards world domination. Azura ran for president and won, now all they had to do was take over the rest of the one-hundred and ninety-five countries of the world.

Their next stop was Japan, where most of the group was from. For this task, they decided to use Miku due to the fact that she was the most popular of the group.

Miku scheduled a meeting with the governor in hopes of stealing his place. Though, before it started, Miku had decided to instead, girlboss her way through. She decided to sing at such a high frequency that it hypnotized everyone to let her in. Mission success.

Now, there was one more country they could rule, until someone stopped them. Kokichi!

"What are you doing?" Maki sighed.

"I heard you were trying to commit world domination, let me in" Kokichi explained.

"Why should we?" Chiaki asked.

"Well, I'm the Ultimate Supreme Leader. I have experience" Kokichi giggled.

Now, Kokichi would become a part of the weed gang; until they had successfully dominated the world that is. Due to the fact that everyone thinks he's from Russia, they could also take over Russia, right after they take over Peru.

The author didn't feel like explaining the rest because we're wasting time.

When they were done, there was just one problem, Hello Kitty was in their way.

"You all need to stop, or else Kitty will get in your business" She threatened.

"Is that supposed to be a threat?" Maki asked.

"Okay then," Hello Kitty glared in a very cringey manner, "Let's fight."

"Alright, are you sure?" Maki laughed.

Hello Kitty then jumped towards Maki, holding a Sanrio themed pocket knife. Maki quickly dodged and took it out of her hands, breaking Kitty's arms in the process. Hello Kitty was down.

Maki felt relieved until My Melody and Kuromi came out of a bush behind them. The fight wasn't going to be over for a while.

Maki called for Chiaki and Izuru, but there was no answer. The two were busy playing Project Diva.

The end :)