Summers at Lupin Farm

Six

names for the lads
stellar: sirius
staggering: james
fabulous: fabian
fantastic: frank
grand: gideon

Stellar
fab gid i'm really really sorry
i thought it would be just a little prank and i didn't realize it would get anyone hurt

Grand
Fab almost fucking died bro

Fabulous
i'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life
:(

Staggering
We know and we're so so sorry it went so far south
You don't have to forgive us now or ever really
Just let us know if we can make it better or if we can help at all

Fabulous
no it's not like that man
i know you guys didn't mean to get us hurt
i don't really blame you guys too much
it wouldn't been really funny if i didn't almost die
and the dedication to the bit was crazy

Grand
Wait hold on
Fab wtf you almost fucking died
I almost lost you on our fucking birthday Because of their stupid fucking prank

Fabulous
we've done worse shit to them
2nd year sirius's birthday we flooded their dorm with bees and frank was in with pomfrey for 2 days
we can't exactly hold a grudge too bad yk

Grand
Okay but we didn't even think that any of them would be allergic to bees
They KNEW we don't go near water and still fucking did it
In fact I bet that's why they did it

Stellar
maybe out of place to say but we chose that bc i asked a random number what we should do and he said
hold on lemme copy paste this rq

Grand
SO NOT MY POINT

Stellar
"throw a giant squid in the lake for all i care just don't fuckin text me" -Moony, like 2 months ago
oh
nvm then
he loves me now tho bc no one's immune to the sirius charm btw

Grand
I'm gonna go take a walk
I won't be practice later

Staggering
that's okay
take all the time you need

Fantastic
Jeez james
Letting one of his best players skip practice??? You must rlly feel bad :(

Staggering
I need it to be fixed
Fab and gid are like the big brothers me and sirius never got to have
Seeing it all fall apart is making me sad
Because I love everyone here and I don't ever want any of you hurt :(

Stellar
true this little griffindor family is the first place i've ever felt free to explore who i am and fng played a big role in that
i didn't even realize being gay was an option before i met fab and then gid introduced me to benjy and i realized gender was a lot less linear than anyone had told me
these lads mean a lot to me yk

Fabulous
literally crying
ilyt boys
gid and i have always thought of you as part of our family
i'll go talk to gid
don't worry about it too much

Fantastic
<3

Staggering
<3

Stellar
<3

Fabulous
<3

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Boötes
moony
i think i fixed it
or well i'm beginning to
i think it'll be sorted by the end of the week

Moony
That's good
I wish that worked for me
but NOOOOO
Total bullshit
But I'm glad yours is resolved

Boötes
uhhhh okay?????
thanks

Moony
Omfg I'm sorry
I've been pissed off all day bc my dumbass teacher didn't even begin to scrape the surface of the political significance of swan upon leda
LIKE THIS MF DIDNT EVEN M E N T I O N EMPIRE UPON JERUSALEM
FUCKING COMPLETELY SKIPPED OVER IT IM SO FUCKING PISSED
So I'm writing a very long essay going in depth about its political significance and an analysis about the song in general
Anyway bc of all that and drugs from being ill I've been unnecessarily angry about everything
sorry bout that

Boötes
you're such a fucking nerd
not too long ago you were bitching about harry burgerton or whatever now your on about hozier and swan upon leda???

Moony
First of all it's harrison bergeron second of all swan upon leda is a lyrical masterpiece it's actually got to be one of hozier best pieces and If you disagree you can have that argument with my fist

Boötes
moonys feeling aggressive today
jeepers

Moony
Shit srry
Tell me when I'm being dickish my dumb ass never realizes
Also I'm very passionate about good lyricism

Boötes
so it seems
goodness

Moony
Wait ur like rich aren't you

Boötes
well idk if i'd say that
okay yeah actually we're fuckin loaded

Moony
So werent you taught at your private school about political commentary?
Like how are you gonna tell me you don't even know WHO kurt vonnegut is
Much less read his books

Boötes
i don't like reading
so i don't
plus political books aren't my jam
i'm a dr seuss kinda reader

Moony
Uh oh
I've got bad news for you boots

Boötes
what

Moony
....
A lot of seuss's work was REALLY political
like yertle the turtle
Or butter battle book is rlly obvious
The lorax is an obvious one too
Horton hears a who, cat in the hat, the sneetches

Boötes
wtf
wait hold on dont distract me with your weird knowledge
have you got anger issues???

Moony
Nothing diagnosed
But also probably
My friends say it's trauma induced
I say that's total bullshit

Boötes
so you do have anger issues????
or you don't?

Moony
Well technically  I do have issues with anger
But like
I have issues with all of my emotions
And Id say Im not an overly aggressive person
just short tempered

Boötes
welllllll
if you wanna beat up some classist assholes some time my bio-parents live in a manor in london
id pay you

Moony
I've already got enough blood on my hands
Speaking of I have to go shear the sheep before some dumbass farmhand decides they're gonna try and end up killing then all

Boötes
blood on ur hands?????
moony?
alright ig
goodnight moony ⭐️

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Moony
goodnight boots 🌙