brine. its its called. brine

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by BRINESQUID

by BRINESQUID

(For a crappy AI reading, please see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwZKYt1KQ8)

Once upon a time, there was a lowly Brine Squid named Brine Squid.

Brine Squid lived in the Brine Dimension in Minecraft (2011).

As she swam in the murky depths of the Brinecific Ocean, her mother, Britricia Squid, called out to her. "BRINE! Where are you going without your toothbrush?!"

"Ugh, stop being such a sofa rubber duck mirror!!" Britricia gasped at Brine.

"How DARE you say such foul language, Brine?! You're grounded. Bring your bags back from Brianna's reef."

Yelled her mother. All Brine wanted to do was go to her friend Brianna's, and gossip about their crush, Herobrine. In Monster School, Herobrine was the most loserish boring ugly dude you could've ever laid your now unpure eyes upon. Brine wanted to ride donkeys in the desert lands with him, even though she knew he was ugly and boring.

I mean, like, I'm the narrator, and I wouldn't even so much as GLANCE at him, oh my GOD, he looks so dang ugly.

However, Brine's mother would never let her become a cowgirl. Her mother was afraid Brine would get tetanus from the rusty nails "laden" upon the boots. Brine laid her eyes upon the fierce yellow sun, and wished she could go onto the land and point her eyes directly at it. This, however, is stupid. Nothing across all timelines that have been given the gift of existing have been able to stare at the sun. Brine was just feeling "quirky".

"I SHALL BECOME A COWGIRL!!!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs at her mother. "Brine. What the #^$ does that have to do with Brianna's?? Go get your bags already!" "NEVER! I'M GOING TO THE SURFACE AND FULFILLING MY DREAMS!"

"Oh my- BRINE! YOU WILL SUFFOCATE TO DEATH*. Are you actually stupid?!"

The answer is yes

. Brine then jumped in the air for joy, literally, even though she was a squid and in the water. "Brine. Look at me. I'll go get your bags, now GET THE &*^@^$ INSIDE!!"

Although Brine didn't listen to her "betraying" mother, and started swimming to the roof of the ocean.

-Oh my god, can we just talk about how stupid Brine is? Like, betraying?? What is going on in her head right now..

Anyways, she swam so fluidly that you would most likely mistake her for the flow of the fishes' blood. This is a regular thing, they- they eat most of the time. Her eyes filled with sand and barnacles, she could barely see. But she did know one thing. If she keeps swimming up, she would reach the surface. Once she gets up there, she either

1- dies of suffocation

2- gets kidnapped or smthn along those lines

3- becomes a successful cowgirl (extremely unlikely, she doesnt even have a helmet lol)

All of a sudden, she found herself slowly drifting onto the sand, pushed upon the shore by the muddy waves. She looked up, and saw a majestic mule with a Visa™ Credit Card in his mouth. "Is that.. a real donkey?! Not even the ones in the books- a REAL DONKEY??" He brayed loudly. "You are MY donkey now." The donkey hesitantly stumbled backwards.

authors note uhhh this is very obviously like,, a joke story so,, yeah uh we are still making ch2 though so uh yeah bye