two peas in a pod

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"WHY CANT WE GO ON A PICNICS"FAN SAID
"BECAUSE I JUST CANT"TEST TUBE YELLED
"okay and??"fan said
"boy SHUT UP"test tube said and SLAPPED the fuck out of fan
"you..little SHIT" fan screamed
test tube then slapped herself
"im sorry...i-i'm so sorry i did-"test tube said while starting to cry
fan walked over to her and hugged her
"its okay.."fan said
then they both hit a little jig
"yess sirrr go go go go"the tune with green stuff in it said
then flat face did a little spin
green apple popsicle stick  clapped
then testicle cancer hit a little jig too
then they went to bed

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