Megan Says

Part 2

"Oh frick, this is serious." I say, unable to say anything else because for one, Charlie shows up randomly at my house, and two, I just sharted.

"Could... Could you come with me?" He says, eyes red and full of water.

"I mean yeah, but I need to change my pants first." I respond to him, picking at my butt. Wow, is this considered stress sharting or something? Smells sorta like taco bell after binge eating.

"Why do you need to change your pants?"

"....I'm... On my period." I manage to say.

"Oh..." He sniffs once more then wipes his tears from his face.

It's weird seeing Christopher here when I just met him this morning. Why would he come to me of all people? How does he even know where I live? Why does the poop not smell like poop anymore but a dead animal or Nikki when she doesn't shower for 4 days? Oh well, better wipe my butt hole and put on some new pants.

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I couldn't find any pants that I haven't pooped or peed in so I just put on yoga pants. When I walked back into the front room, Charlie jumps to his feet and stares at my butt. Ooh you're getting a little freaky aren't you bae? Okay stop being horny, he needs my help.

"You look good in yoga pants." He says to me with a faint smile.

"Oh well I mean thanks I had nothing else to wear because of poop stains on my other jeans but this one was the most clean." I realized what I just said and started to laugh, he looked at me all confused then started to laugh along with me.

"I don't know how you manage to make me laugh in a situation like this but thank you."

"No problem buddy, lets go help your grandpa." I say, flicking my hands at him.

"Oh, my grandpa isn't dead, is he?" He says to me all muddled.

"Wait, what the frick? Then why did you come to me crying and confused?"

Now what in the hoot holler is going on?

"I went to home depot after you left to apologize-" He sniffs at me and cries some more. What is with this kid? "She gave me these pills and I took them then saw ponies in the sky! They went like boosh!" Why in the world would Gracie of all people give Charlie drugs...? What the frickle frackle.

"Hold on, let me call Gracie." I tell him then reach to grab my phone, but couldn't because Charlie grabs it.

"Uh can I have my phone?" I tell him trying to grab it from his grasps.