Penelope Fera: A Social Inspiration

Chapter 9: Reb's Backstory Pt. 1

NEXT UP, Reb. Reb is SUPAH DUPAH KUL BEENZ. She is DA REEL MVP. She is EXACTLY like the sister I never had. I wish that I could just ADOPT her. Her personality is just like gamer-like, nerdy, and yet she's neat, smart, and AMAZINGLY beautiful in EVERY. SINGLE. WAY. I just love this gurl.

One of my favorite memories I had with her is when we went to a roller coaster ride called "The Heart-Breaker!!". We went on it, and TRUST ME, WE WERE TOTES TALL ENOUGH. Anyways, we're on, and I officially lived life at that very moment. I had like THREE 90 degree turns. My spine still hurts to THIS VERY DAY. I also got a bruise...oow...ANYWAYS. They found us out and we got banned from the place for a month. WHOO! Livin' life to the fullest! Moving on...

Another all-time favorite memory I've ever had with Rebby is when we had a field trip to a Mihako State game! It was a baseball game, so I knew TOTES NOTHING at all. It was just so confusing! Why do you need to hit a ball just to run, like, 10 meters? It be CRAZY stoopid. But, this is all 'bout my main gal Rebs. 

So, we're sitting down. 

"Hey, Pen." She goes.

"Wanna go to the bathroom with me? I just downed, like, half of my cup just watching these weirdos hit some balls. If ya catch my drift." 

Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Oh C'MON. Don't tell me YOU didn't get it! That's trash, and I don't like :(

So I'm all like, "KK, my amiga." 

"SHUT UP." Yells Emi. Her father is from Mexico DF.

omg. I just realized. I know spanish. I'm a mexican now. TOTES!

So, we march down to the bathroom like we're royalty. But, people don't treat us like that. Some woman was screaming about a refund, but already drank, like, half of her drink. It was weird. She even threw the drink at the cashier. Also, note that the cashier was a total HOTTIE. Seriously, if I were to kiss him, he'd get arrested for killing me for setting me on FIRE. He's just a total HUNK!

So, we get to the bathroom and I didn't really need to go. We agree that I just stood outside and waited for her. Cool beans? Cool beans. As I'm waiting, I get bored and just watch people pass by. One guy with glasses, not important. A high school boy, but has pimples? Puh-LEASE! I don't want to get sick. I get paranoid of being quarantined on the spot when he walks in front of me. But, I done with him. 

Then, this one little sea critter shows right up on my silver platter. My cousin's girlfriend, Janet, is just waltzing down the aisles and shops like she's a goddess. I mean, sure she has a golden staircase with each of her selfies from yesterday engraved on each step, and SURE she has a pony who's literally named "MONEY". I mean, she has everything! EVEN A CREDIT CARD. MADE OF RUBIES. I don't even think that's possible. But, she walks down.

"Ugh, move it. Comin' through! Jeez-louise, do you even have a car? You look like you just own a pair of running shoes, gross!" She protested.

She was so spoiled that she could be put next to a piece cheese and hide the cheese's stench from a mouse. She was just made of money. As she passed me, I couldn't help but notice a little someone standing next to her, keeping up with her, and occasionally nuzzling her nose. It was none other than Emi's brother, Marco. That guy's dating like 16 girls, EXCLUDING the entire roster of PS 21's freshman girls. He was weird.

"Hey, babe. Wanna get front-row seats? Oh wait, it won't matter! Hehe." Marco laughed.

She was silent and stopped in place.

"Ya know, Marc. It's a bit annoying to make jokes and having no one to laugh at them. Jeez-louise, you're dumb. Ugh." Janet roasted.

Marco stopped with shivers down and up his spine. He just got roasted by his girlfriend. RIP Marco Alberts 1992-2014.

Rebs gets back from the bathroom, and sees that I'm looking at my cousin's girlfriend. 

"Yo! Dude, why's my cousin here?" asked Reb.

O. M. L. What the actual WHAT?! Rebecca Smith is related to Janet Lexington?! WHY DID SHE NEVER SAY THAT TO ME?! WHY DON'T I KNOW THAT?! BOI.

"Wait. WHAT?! You're related to that WITCH?!" I demand.

"YES. And please, don't say that to her. I tell her all about you and she seems a bit interested!"

"Okay, what? Janet L. is interested to be my friend? Like, seriously?"

"Dude, did you actually fall for it?" She says, jokingly.

"Harumph..." I say lowering myself.

"Nah, JK, fam. She's actually stoked about you. But, who's she with?" She asks.

"Oh, my friend of friends, that little butler of hispanic culture is none other than Emi's brother, Marco.

"Yo!!! That's some juicy gossip, right there! How do we expose them?" She asks for a plan.

We both think of an inGENIOUS way of exposing them.

First, I need to explain them both.

Chapter flip? I'd like to think so as well. FLIPPITY DOO DA!