"It's hot"
"Okay but like did I ask"
"That's so mean"
"I'm literally robbing you"
"And? It wouldn't hurt to be a little kind may be compliment me or give a smooch on the cheek"
"Or I could shoot you with this gun"
"Oh but I didn't give you consent to rob me"
"but did I ask"
"Omg Mr robbery I didn't know you were so misogynist"
"What"
"You just said all women don't deserve rights"
"Huh?"
"I'm cancelling you on Twitter rn"
" :/"
"When did I give you back your phone"
"What's your username"
"Or name"
"Or you could give me your phone"
"Ofc not bruh"
"I'm getting tired of your shit shut up"
"If I dont"
"I'll shoot"
"You can't if you do you're homophobic"
"You're not eve-"
"I'm gay, I like you"
"Whuh"
"Uhh typo"
"You don't say typo out loud"
"If I'm honest idk who is talking rn, when was there a third person"
"There is a third perso-
"There is a third person"
"!"
"!"
"The author is probably confusing the readers"
"Readers?" The robber said, she had sliky long black hair and eyes, body that can make any man pay thousands for her onlyfans.
"Wdym" you say, you were just you, no one would pay a cent for your already existing onlyfans.
"I'm out, sliky long black hair looks like she's abt to kill" solar says, her massive watermelons bouncing around as she runs with physics on her chest no existent, she was rich bcuz of her onlyfans. also ur now ex gf.
"SOLAR NOOOO" you heard a click coming from sliky long black hair's direction.
"Ne, I was about to kill you" she says with a scary look in her face as she points her gun at you.
"I'm sorry I'm just built different but pls don't kill I have 2 kids with solar in roblox adopt me and 200 dogs with her her in Minecraft but at least crush me to death with those thick thighs that could revel shenhe" you say as you panic with you on your knees praying to her as you kept blabbering on about her juicy thighs.
She groaned as she finally pulled the trigger after she heard you suggest onlyfans instead of killing innocent minors like you weren't just asking to have her sit in your face.
Your vision suddenly turned blank when you heard a bang.
Disappointment was what you felt at that moment, solar your only bitch ran away from you and left you to die even when you were her top payer on onlyfans.
The disappointment was short lived as when you opened your eye's you were met by an ocean view.
"Whuh?-
YOU ARE READING
ーpaimon！「g.i x paimon reader」
Fanfiction"ooo~ youre so quirky aether" "？" ___ ーyoure reincarnated as paimon but you have those system things in other fic, nothing else just read
