Smells like you

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Boy: Awwwwww I miss you too
Girl: Dont think Im weird but Im sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom :)
Boy: WHAT?!?!??
Girl: Yeah it smells like you and it makes me feel better when you're not here!
Boy: If you're trying to be cute or funny its not working
Girl: Ohhhhhhhh myyyyyy goddddddddd
Girl: *****SHIRT
Girl: I am going to kill myself right now

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