Chapter Fourteen - A Banana Song

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Once my Melody and Kuromi appeared, Maki felt cornered. There was no way to fight both of them. She was tired, she needed zaza. However, when she remembered Chiaki's quote, "If you 360° no scope me, I'll give you a nineteen dollar fortnite card."

Now Maki knew she couldn't give up, taking a really cool gun out of her pocket and knocking down My Melody. However, there weren't enough bullets to take down the queen of goths and emos until Maki heard someone. Usami!

"Don't worry, Maki, I'll take her down with my magical girl powers!" Usami shouted.

"Th- Thanks," Maki said, worn out.

But there was a problem, this was the real world. Usami's staff didn't work!

They were cornered, and Maki and Usami could fight anymore until Chiaki and Izuru finally got done with their game of Project Diva. Chiaki kicked Kuromi to death, and the weed trio won.

Now, they could successfully commit world domination when... The rest of the gang plus Kokichi and Azura came back to them, worn out.

"We can't do this anymore..." Ena fell over, sadly.

"Yeah, running a country is too hard," Miku groaned.

Azura just phased through the floor and went back to Ohio. Kokichi did the same thing.

"Oh..." Chiaki sighed.

"It's fine... We don't need to do that, " Maki reassured, "We have enough zaza at home."

And so, the gang gave up world domination, inhaled some zaza, and went home.

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The next day, Ena was having nightmares again. About one of Miku's friends.

She decided to talk to Miku about this since it was weird.

"You're having nightmares about Len?" Miku asked.

"Yeah, it's weird..." Ena added, "Ever since you made me watch him sing about bananas, I've been dreaming about him."

"Maybe we should tell the weed trio," Miku suggested.

The two went downstairs of the zaza hut and into the dining room. Maki was cooking zaza pancakes, Chiaki was playing zaza simulator, and Izuru was bored out of his mind.

"We have to go find Len," Miku said.

The trio turned around to look at her.

"Why?" Chiaki asked.

"Because Ena's been having nightmares about him," Miku explained.

"What are they about?" Maki questioned.

"Well..." Ena sighed, "He comes into my room, steals my zaza, and makes me sing his banana song."

"....that's a nightmare?" Chiaki asked.

"It doesn't matter. We're going to get him to explain this, " Miku said confidently.

"Wait, but these are dreams," Izuru explained, "He can't change that."

The gang ignored Izuru, drank the among us potion, and went into the elevator.

"Wait a minute," Maki instructed, "We haven't been drinking the Among Us potion in the last few chapters."

"Could that mean..." Chiaki was shocked, "The Among Us potion isn't needed?"

"No, you're wrong," Nagito sighed from in the vents, "I've been putting the Among Us potion in the elevator gas tank... or whatever it's called... if it exists."

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