me and my friends texting (made up)

finally not single

Ur_local_gremlin: GUYS GUYS GUYS

bisexual kid: what it's 2 am

Ur_local_gremlin: that doesn't matter rn anyway I GOT A GIRLFRIEND

Bisexual kid: ok nice let's go back to sleep

Ur_local_gremlin: she's so cute

Bisexual kid: I'm fucking tired

Ur_local_gremlin: that sounds like a "you" problem 😂

Bisexual kid: ok back to bed

Ur_local_gremlin: ok byeeeeee 👋

Bisexual kid is offline

Ur_local_gremlin: ok imma add her

Ur_local_gremlin added taken to the group chat

Taken(my girlfriend): hey bb 😊

Ur_local_gremlin: hey

Radioactive_gabe: who is that

Ur_local_gremlin: scroll up

Star_wars_fan: hi lily's girlfriend 🤗

Taken: hi hi 😁

Radioactive_gabe: why didn't you ask us if you could add her

Ur_local_gremlin: because it's my group chat I made it and I have the power to delete it

Radioactive_gabe: you shouldn't even have a girlfriend it's unnatural and it's gross

Ur_local_gremlin: of course you being homophobic classic Gabriel

Bisexual kid: WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS HAVE TO ARGUE ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!

Star_wars_fan: maybe they shouldn't be friends

Radioactive_ Gabe: no shit Sherlock but we are all connected with lan

Ur_local_gremlin: we can't break up the group even if we wanted to because of lan

Taken: umm I'm just gonna go

Taken is now offline

Ur_local_gremlin: Great job Gabe now I might be single again because of you

Ur_local_gremlin is now offline

Radioactive_gabe: I fucking hate her

Bisexual kid: stop talking shit about her

Star_wars_fan: lan has a point Gabe

Radioactive_gabe: shut the fuck up simp

Sonic_lover420(Solange): what's happening

Radioactive_gabe: lily is dating a girl

Sonic_lover420: so did you

Radioactive_gabe: well that was different it was a girl and boy relationship this is a fag and fag relationship

Star_wars_fan:😐

Bisexual kid: 😐

Sonic_lover420:😐

Ur_local_gremlin:😐

Taken:😐

Radioactive_gabe: uh wait WAIT

Ur_local_gremlin is offline

Bisexual kid is offline

Star_wars_fan is offline

Sonic_lover420 is offline

Taken is offline

Radioactive_gabe: 😭 no no pls no I don't want to die

Radioactive_gabe is offline