The Weed Gang Lore

Chapter Fifteen - So Long, Len

Nagito came out of the vents, "Why are you purposely ruining this hopeful day for the poly weed trio?"

"We're just having a sleepover," Len put his hands on his hips, "Why do you care? I bet your lack of friends brought you here."

"Len, be nice" Miku said.

"Can you go back in the vents? You're making us not have fun anymore." Ena sighed.

"I heard that there's hope at Mikan's house" Miku stated.

Then, Nagito bolted out of the door and the sleepover could continue.

The next game they would play was called draw on the weed trio. Where they would DRAW on the WEED TRIO (So surprising).

Miku went to her room to get some face paint and they began tormenting the trio. When they got bored, Izuru, Chiaki, and Maki looked like goobers. The most notable one, was Miku turning Izuru into Izuwu by making his face look like :3.

The group eventually got tired and both Ena and Len fell asleep, leaving Miku awake. To get revenge, Miku began to prepare them for surgery. She found out that they had a similar blood type and began to set up a kidney transplant.

She put on surgical gloves, stole some scalpels, and began to work.

Miku hummed to the beat of Love Ward as she forced benadryls down Len and Ena's throats. She still hummed while cutting open their sides, removing their kidneys, and swapping them. When she was done sewing them back up, they woke up.

"What did you do? Why are there medical tools everywhere?" Ena asked, mildly alarmed.

"I switched your right kidneys" Miku laughed.

"Miku! You weren't supposed to do that!" Len yelled.

"It's just a prank bro" Miku explained.

"That's not 'just a prank'! Len has adult-neys and I have kidneys" Ena shouted.

"Sorry, I was just messing around! You guys can't take jokes" Miku sighed.

Then, they all went to sleep, causing Maki to wake up and kidnap Len. She went into the elevator and threw him out.

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The next day, Miku and Ena woke up. They looked towards Len's futon and saw that he was gone.

"Oh no!" Miku shouted.

"Why would this happen!?" Ena cried.

The two hugged each other and sighed, knowing that there was nothing they could do besides mourn the loss of their friend.

The weed trio watched as they went through the day, completely depressed.

"Should we do something?" Chiaki asked.

"Leave them be... They'll get over it," Maki sighed and Izuru nodded.

"But... Now I feel bad," Chiaki explained, "They were having so much fun yesterday."

Though, despite the fact that Chiaki tried to get the trio to feel any kind of sympathy, Izuru and Maki didn't do anything.

"Fine then... I'll do something" She said, getting into the elevator.

Later, Chiaki came back with a yellow dog. She brought it to the two girls who were setting up a grave while dressed in long, black dresses.

"It's not much but... I got you guys a dog," Chiaki smiled, "His name is Gobbledygook."

"Doesn't that word mean 'gibberish'?" Ena questioned.

"Yeah, but the author found it on wikipedia and laughed so hard that she had to put it in the story," Chiaki stated.

"Oh," Miku sighed, "Thank you."

The two held the dog and brought it into the zaza hut.

"We should give him a new name..." Miku suggested.

"Yeah, the old name is really bad," Ena agreed, "How about we name him Bartholomule?"

"That's a much better name," Miku smiled.

The two took care of the dog, but still were very sad. They tried to teach it the Yankee Doodle handshake, but he couldn't clap. They tried to have a tea party, but Maki caught them and said, "The dog can't drink tea."

The duo simply decided to put him inside of a comically large hourglass and auction him off.

They then decided to just get over it and deal with the fact that Len was gone, until...

The banana song echoed through the zaza house.

"Len!" Miku and Ena shouted at the same time.

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The weed trio came home after a long day of farming zaza. Though, Chiaki noticed something.

"Hey," Chiaki asked, "Do you hear that?"

"Are those two singing the banana song?" Maki asked.

"No, listen closer."

"Len's with them!?" Maki shouted.

The three ran to Ena's room, where they normally hang out, but the group wasn't there. Then, they ran to Miku's room.

"What are you all doing...?" Izuru sighed.

"We're summoning the banana demon," Len rolled his eyes, "Obviously."

"Just leave them alone," Chiaki advised.

"Yeah..." Izuru sighed.

"But they ruined our carpet, auctioned off the dog that you bought them, and-"

"Leave them alone, it's fine" Chiaki crossed her arms.

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"Do you think they're mad at us?" Miku asked.

"Probably," Len sighed.

"Maybe we should stop hanging out, they really want us to stop" Ena suggested.

"But-" Len got interrupted,

"I agree, we hardly talk to the weed trio anymore because of Len..."

And so, Len went home, willingly.

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"Did they kick Len out?" Maki asked.

"I think so..." Chiaki yawned.

Omori appeared and stole Maki's zaza.

Miku walked into the room, "Len's gone!"

"YIPPEE!!!" Chiaki shouted before falling asleep.

Maki decided to get pizza for the gang to celebrate the fact that Len was gone. They went to the pizza place that Akane and Ibuki set up due to the "lack of good food". Though, despite the restaurant being built and created by the two of them, Akane didn't work there, she just came for food.

"Heya there! Do you all want some tooootally banging pizza?" Ibuki shouted from the counter.

"Uh... Yes?" Maki sighed.

"Alright then! We only have five toppings! Pepperoni, pineapple, sausage, tinier pizzas, and weed!" Ibuki explained, "Guess which ones were my idea!!!"

Maki got her pizza which was weirdly rectangular, but she did NOT care. Then, she went home, but there was an issue, she ordered toppings that SHE prefered.

"Why isn't there weed on it?" Ena crossed her arms.

"It was less appetizing than smaller pizzas on the pizza" Maki explained.

"We're never letting you get food without us again," Chiaki sighed.

"Don't we have plenty of zaza here? We can just use that" Miku smiled.

The gang could finally celebrate until they happened to noticed Mikan outside of the windows. She was distressed, running from person to person asking something that the gang couldn't hear.

They simply brushed it off and continuing their pizza party. Then, suddenly, someone knocked on the door to the zaza hut.

"D- Do you have any h- h- h- hair gel?" Mikan asked, her hair was deflated.