Looney Tunes: Fanmade Scripts

Daffy & Sylvester's Ride

[Author's Note: My first Looney Tunes fanmade script. I had this in my drafts for I think since March or April and I couldn't come up with a single one. But I finally came up with one after my recent trip to Universal Studios Hollywood and Olivia Rodrigo's song Vampire. Warning that this fan script mentions blood and other spooky things]

*All the Looney Tunes friends were at a halloween theme park together and Daffy and Sylvester were going to ride a dark vampire ride*

Bugs: Alright you two. Have fun

Daffy: See ya later Bugsth. Come on Sthly. Let'sth do thisth ride together

Sylvester: Sthure

*The two enter in line waiting for their turn to ride the vampire ride*

Daffy: Man. I'm a little sthcared but a little excited at the sthame time

Sylvester: Me too Daf

Daffy: I wonder what we're gonna see in that ride

Sylvester: Well vampiresth obviously

Daffy: Yeah I know. But maybe we'll sthee sthome blood or other sthpooky sthuff

*After a little while of waiting, it was finally time to hop in on the ride as a cart for them appeared for them on the conveyor belt as the two of them hopped onto it and got seated*

Ride Handler: Alright. All secured and everything?

Daffy: Yep

Sylvester: Sthure thing

Ride Handler: Ok. Enjoy the ride

*The vampire ride starts off with cruising through a nice and colorful city*

Daffy: Wow. We're off to a great sthart

*All of a sudden, when they went farther in the ride and the lights started to flicker causing both of them to startle*

Sylvester: What wasth that?

Daffy: I don't know

*Then, a loud blood curdling scream was heard*

Sylvester: WHAT"STH GOING ON!?

*Next as the ride went further, the city was then covered in blood and thunder was heard causing both of them to scream and hug each other in fear*

Daffy: Ok now I'm getting sthcared

Sylvester: Me too

*Eventually, they went across a screen showing shadows of people who were getting bitten by vampires*

Sylvester: People are getting bitten!

Daffy: I know

*But then, they went across another screen showing their reflection but as if they were dead or bitten*

Daffy: [screams] WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?

Sylvester: FORGET THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!

*After a few scary moments, both of them went through bright light at the end of the tunnel, making the scary ride come to an end*

Ride Handler: Alright. Ride is over

*Daffy and Sylvester couldn't listen to the ride handler due to them both still huddled together in fear*

Ride Handler: Hello?

*The ride handler snapped his fingers a few times but both still couldn't hear them while scared. So he lifted the safety bar up, picked them up and put them out of the building*

Bugs: Eh. What's up, duck and sly?

Daffy: [scared] Vampiresth, Blood

Sylvester: [scared] lightsth going on and off, people dying

*Bugs then shrugs it off and leaves them there for them to calm down*

(THE END)

Copyright date: 07/15/23