Basically, short stories that involves me as a self-insert along with my personal favorite Servants, as well as random shenanigans around other Gachaverse.
Expect wacky shenanigans, cringe love relationships, random crossovers, and many more!
Univer...
The Akihabara Tower, an one hundred story tower that have a sister Meat Tower that also have one hundred floors. It is a part of the coveted Tower Event, where Servants can get exhausted from clearing a floor and needed to rest before even able to bring them again. Because of this, every Servant counts in this event, and Masters were encouraged to bring only three of them each floor to clear as many floor as possible before needing to rest.
For Kev, he has reached the nicknamed two hundredth floor, and defeated Beni-Enma and Emiya who protected the floor. And with Emiya fading away from the battlefield...
"It's over... EVENT DOOOOOONE!" He shouted in a mix of exhaustion and relieve while Galatea, the Event's main Servant, congratulate him as well.
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"Congratulation, Master. You have finished your labor of love. Yet, I couldn't help but to pray for you to find your true love soon, just like with me and King Pygmalion."
"That wasn't labor of love, that's just obligation to clear the event." Kev replied. "But hey, it let me use the lower rarity servants, so I enjoyed it."
"Oh man, now I can go and buy all of the merch I've been eyeing for!" Osakabehime then said with excitement in her eyes. "Ne Ma-chan, you want me to buy the Mudrock figurine?"
"Go ahead, Okki. Just let me rest here." Kev replied, which the bat Servant then happily skip away to the elevator. Back to Galatea, she stared at the exhausted Kev before asking,
"Master, may I ask you something personal?" She said, which Kev just nods weakly. "Do you have someone that you love? I have noticed during our climb that you always call someone's name whenever you felt frustrated."
"Ah, yeah. I do have someone that I love." Kev then replied, realizing what she meant. "But my love is... kind of a weird one, but I really, really love her. She's not here in this timeline for now, but in the future timeline, we're basically married."
Galatea is surprised by his answer, as it reminded her of the King's love to her. Galatea smiled in satisfaction of his answer, and leaves it at that.
"Very well then. Shall we go down now?" Galatea then said, which Kev went to a sitting position and looked at her. "You've conquered both towers, so I merely offer myself to carry you to a resting area."
"But we're not permanently in contract." Kev then said with a deadpan look.
"True, but you deserve to slack off for all of your effort." She then lifts him easily thanks to her A ranked strength, with him yelping in surprise. "Just rest, Master. I'll bring you down."
With Galatea and Kev entering the elevator together, thus concluded what is possibly the last Tower Event in this entire game... unless the future timeline announced a new Tower Event in the future.
~~ || Favorite Variant || ~~
In a large room that is the Room of Artorias, lies a gathering of the aforementioned Artorias that is currently in Kev's Chaldea. From the Saber self, to the Lancer self, the Alter variants, and variants of each other, they're all gathered here today for a meeting.
"Artorias. We're all gathered here today to answer an important question." The 'leader' of the Artorias, the Lion King, announced. "I've been pondering about this question for a while now, thus I shall ask... Which one of us is Master's favorite?"
The other Artorias looked at the Lancer self with a deadpanned look. To them, it's a ridiculous question, yet it's also a valid question, as they too are also curious about the question... except for one.
"Why are you asking that kind of question? He clearly prefer me the most." Lancer Alter said, "He summoned me because of my first ascension. He simply find me cool with my armor and helmet, and I was summoned before you did thanks to my rarity, thus I can conclude as such."
"Hold on there! If he liked our looks, then he clearly likes me the most!" The Servantverse's Foreigner self argued, "I filled his favoritism of Tokusatsu and Mecha-like ascension design, so clearly, he liked me the most!"
"While it's true, while we're both are Summer Variants, he clearly likes me the most." The Ruler self then argued, "Bunny Suit, card games, he likes them both. Thus, I am more qualified to be his favorite."
"But, out of all of us, he used our Lostbelt self the most." The younger Lily self then argued, while gesturing at the confused Caster self. "While I'm not qualified to be his favorite, I can vouch our Caster self to be his favorite."
"But that's because of my skills!" The Caster Artoria blurted out. "I know that he liked me, but he mostly sees me for the loops! Sometimes I wished that he looked at me more casually than just praising me for how I do." She then sulked onto the table, which the Alter Saber and Santa Alter selves pats the Caster self in pity.
"Then what about you, o Lion King? What makes you think that you're his favorite?" Saber Alter then asked, which the mentioned Lancer self then looked away in embarrassment.
"... I can't deny of his... enjoyment of me in the... 'cultured' form of media." She said, making the Artorias giving her a double take, before the Lion King slammed the table to get rid of the skepticism. "But aside from that, I'm the most mature out of all of you. With my wisdom, experience, and appearance, he likes me the most, especially when we first met back at Camelot."
This ended up starting a chain of arguments across the entire Artorias. However, one of them didn't even argue, as the original Saber self simply sigh before leaning her head in boredom.
'It appears that everyone have forgotten that I'm his first five star Servant in the current timeline.' She thought, 'And out of all of us, I have experienced the wackiness of his childish self more than everyone else. I may be not his favorite Artoria, but I know that he holds me deep in his heart.'
Not caring about the rest of the argument, the Saber Artoria left the room, walking to the cafeteria to have a snack, while reminiscing her time when she's first summoned by Kev back in the past...
"Oh, hey Artoria!" She then heard the familiar shout from Kev, as he the poses while holding a toy sword. "Check this out!" He then does something with it, before it announces,
"You are the king, you are the, you, are, the ki~ng~"
"I'm my own king now!" He announced shortly after while pointing the sword at her, truly showcasing his childish self that she knows well, which Artoria then giggles.
"Trying to out-king me, Master? Then let us settle this with a spar." She then playfully invited him, no longer feeling hungry.
"You're on! Because this Evil King of Knights will overthrow your righteous rule!" Kev replied, and the two went on to the simulation room to have a spar together. Unbeknownst to them, the younger Lily self was watching from afar and smiled.
'And there we have it, the answer for all of this nonsense.'
(And that's it for Vol. 2! I kind of stumped of what to write for the third short skit, while the two were already planned out before writing this, so... I'll just leave it at that.
As always, I hope you guys enjoyed, and Peace Out!~)
