"D- Do you have ay h- h- h- hair gel?" Mikan asked.
"No, why would we?" Maki responded.
"W- Well, Chiaki l- looks like she we- wears hair g- gel" Mikan explained.
"My hair just looks like that because nobody lets me borrow their brushes."
"It's very annoying" Miku added.
"O- Oh..." Mikan sighed.
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When the weed gang was finished with their pizza party, they went outside to look for Mikan to see what she was doing.
They saw her talking to Mondo, Kaito, and Gundham.
"Uh uhm.... You all h- have hair g- gel right?"
"Yeah, of course we do! We're the hair gel trio!" Kaito said, holding his thumb up.
"C- Could I have s- some?" Mikan asked.
"Do you hear that!? This MAIDEN would like to INVEST HERSELF in the GEL of the DARK GODS!" Gundham shouted.
"Yeah sure, we'll give ya some," Mondo smiled.
"Y- Yippee!" Mikan said before thanking them.
Meanwhile the weed gang watched the trio put Mikan on the back of the motorcycle and ride her off into their home.
"Wait, this can't be good" Maki covered her mouth.
"Why not? They're just giving her some hair gel" Chiaki asked.
"Kaito... He's a friend of Shuichi's. Shuichi is part of the mini-game gang," Maki explained, "He could be taking Mikan to the mini-game gang."
"Oh no... But why would he do that?" Chiaki said, shocked.
"Because yes. Also, didn't Mondo help you get us back to the weed gang?" Maki put her finger on her cheek, "That would mean that we could have been manipulated into trusting them."
"I don't think that's the case, I talked to Shuichi, he said he hates Kaito" Miku explained.
Maki sighed "Then how do we kno-"
Mikan and the hair gel trio rode back to the same spot.
"Th- Thank you for the h- hair gel!" Mikan thanked.
"That's how we know, you goose" Chiaki crossed her arms.
"Were you trying to convince us that we shouldn't trust the hair gel trio?" Ena asked.
"Wha- No, why do you think that?" Maki became defensive.
"They were just helping Mikan, but you decided to tell us that they're bad people" Ena argued.
"But, they basically just kidnapped her for a second!" Maki shouted.
"How is that kidnapping? It's not like you've done any better miss ul-"
"Quit fighting!" Miku yelled.
"...It was just an accident" Izuru explained.
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The next day, Maki and Ena were still mad at eachother, for random reasons each time. They argued over many things including cooking, the flesh hole, and whether or not Miku's pigtails are real.
"It's not my fault that you keep forgetting to block off the air vents," Maki argued.
"Well *sometimes* Nagito is useful!" Ena yelled, "Plus, how would we be breathing if they were blocked!?"
"Yeah, that's sometimes! Not all of the time! Now he's robbing us! Also, just use wires, not bricks!" Maki shouted.
"We'd be able to stop the robbery if you didn't keep yelling at me!"
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The Weed Gang Lore
AventuraA crack fic about Maki, Izuru and Chiaki finding Zaza and meeting unexpected friends, but when the world puts obstacles in their way, like a dimension wide ban of Zaza, it's up to the weed gang to save them all, because we all know no one could surv...