Pico's weird ass adventure

The Morning Rise

Pico wakes up in a daze. He slowly gets up feeling the cold air hit his arms giving him a slight shiver.

He soon slowly gets out of bed putting on his slippers before he even thinks stepping on his cold floor.

He soon walks over to his closet and slowly opens it up to find some clothes hanging. He has all sorts of matches for them....but. He always uses his iconic Green Sweat Shirt with his Tan Cargo Shorts and Maroon with Orange and Cream White trim with some normal black socks.

He was about to go over towards his clothes to wear for the day until his phone starts ringing.

*RING RING* *RING RING*

He soon starts walking over towards his phone and picks it up off the nightstand. He looks at the caller ID and it was an Unknown number.

He pressed answer and put it up to his ear and began talking.

Hello?

He said still with his morning voice

Hey! I'm looking for someone named Pico Philip? Have you seen or heard from them?

No. It can't be. How did HE find THIS number?

Uhh..N-No I haven't.. S-Sorry.

He said feeling nervous and embarrassed.

Ah damn. Well if you find him tell him to come to California on **** *** ** ***** OK?

Uhm.. Ok then. Bye.

Bye!

And then the call ends. Pico is shaking with fear thinking on what HE would do to him after what Pico done to him.
But he didn't have to go...right?

He thinks about it more and more gripping his phone tighter and tighter.

He sits his phone on his nightstand and then walks over towards his clothes and grabs them and starts changing.

After 5 minutes he walks out of his room with his phone in his zip up pocket and his Uzi's in his holsters. He grabs a police taser he stole off a dead cop that he totally didn't kill. He goes into his kitchen and grabs 2 boxes of mountain dew.

He grabs his car keys and exits his house and goes into his garage..

Pico then opens his car door and slowly sits in the driver seat and puts the key in the ignition and turns the car on. He then closes the door and puts the car in reverse.

Pico then turns the radio on cus fuck it why not and he slowly drives the car out of the driveway and speeds off to caila-forn-i-a.

[^^^What picos listening to on the radio]

16 minutes later and he's already starving so he gets of the highway and heads into a gas station and since he's there he heads towards a gas pump and parks his car. Locking it and heading into the station.
He grabs a bag of doritos and some gummys

(...BTW this what I like...if y'all think gummys are too childish then make up ur own food u would find in a gas station)

He pays for the food and gas and walks outside to find 2 teens near his car taking pictures....so he plays a little game with em.

Hey man is this you're car?

You know it! Payed $74,000 for this puppy.

Gotcha motherfucker.

Damn! Hey can you um can you get in it and like rev it?

Man....sure I can lemme find my keys real quick..

Pico pulls out his car keys in front of him.

You mean these car keys?

Uh..how did you.....uh oh.

Get the fuck away from my car before I blow you're brains out.

A bit kinky but.. I haven't gotten a bj in awhi-

Pico pulls out his gun and aims it at his head.

Get you're head outta you're ass dickweed.

Y-Yes sir!

Now scram!

AHH! OK! OK! WERE GOING!

They run off.

Dumbasses...things not even loaded...Yet.

Pico opens the gas tank cap and puts it in the tank and waits.

3 minutes later he puts the gas gun back into the pump and closes the cap and door and then gets into his car then closes his door and puts the key in the ignition and turns it, turning the car on and he drives out the gas station and back on highway headin to California.

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This was part 1 of Pico's weird ass adventure.
812 words..bye.
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