bsd cast compete in a babygirl contest oneshot

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Once upon a time, in the world gay people, there was a contest to decide who the finest and babygirliest man in the bsd cast was. The contestants of the day were Mushitaro, Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma and Dazai.

The judges were a group of Pinterest chronic users with several mental problems. They judged the contestants based on their cuteness, fashion sense, and overall demeanor.

Mushitaro came out with his adorable rabbit ears and pink tutu, while Fyodor wore a stylish, yet sophisticated outfit that emphasized his delicate features. Nikolai came in dressed as a baby with a pacifier, diaper, and bib, and Sigma wore a cute pastel pink sweater and skirt with thigh-high stockings.
(I swear I didn't write this please don't come after me)

Dazai was a sight to behold, but not in a good way. His face looked like it had been run over by a truck and then dragged through a swamp. The smell emanating from him was so bad, it could make a skunk run for cover. His hair was a crusty mess, with lice scurrying around like tiny commuters in a rush hour subway. And to top it all off, he was wearing a garbage bag as a fashion statement. It was hard to believe that someone could let themselves go so much, but Dazai had achieved the impossible.

In the end, the judges declared that no one man could be crowned the babygirliest of them all. They were all simply too good. However, Dazai was banned from the competition for his poor performance.

As they all left the room, each man was proud of their babygirl skills, knowing that they were the best in their own unique way. And Dazai, well, he learned a valuable lesson that day: that being a babygirl takes true skill and dedication, something he was lacking.