Love! Death! War! They all Love a Rabbit!

Mornings in Sadistic Hell for Rookies

Say you woke up after a tired evening the day prior. The sun rising on the horizon, peering through the windows as the rays of light creep into your rooms. It shines on your head, hitting your eye lids calling for you to wake up.

Yet the warmth of your bed grasping your body. Warming you as you snuggle deeper and deeper under the sheets. Blocking the sun's rays under your cool pillow as the darkness from it slumbers your eyes and body.

"Who the fuck wrote "Fixed Bitch" on my crotch last night!? Which one of you assholes was it!?"

The echoes of groans and yelling echoed the halls of the Freya Family's mansion and complaints arise and the grogging bodies of members slumped out of bed or in the halls. Some sound's of members hurling or gargling water could be heard all while one member kept making their hangovers worse.

"I swear if it was that damn rabbit I will-"

"Shut. The. Hell. Up Allen! It's eight am for goddess's sake!" Heith hissed out as she had him in a choke hold. Immediately turning Allen's face blue as he began to tap on her arm. Signaling his surrender as his pants fell off from lack of holding onto them when he checked his body as he fell on the floor.

"Someone gag that stupid cat already...god how much did we even had last night?"

"I lost count after I saw that new kid tackle Braver down and bitch slapping him."

"The whole thing was a blur."

"Hey brothers...I think I might've gotten my ass groped by one of the waitresses last night..." The Gulliveir Brothers said as they came out of their room. Groggy and rubbing ether their hair or eyes to wake themselves up after the loud alarm clock being the angry cat.

"Be thankful that I called it an end with Mia and had help escorting you all back. You were very close to getting bottomed by one of them." Hedin spoke out as he walked fully dressed and rested. Causing many to look at him with a dull leer and had Alfrigg's eyes to widened and cross his legs while clenching his ass.

"Why do you look so smug? What happened with you last night?" Grer asked as Hedin simply smirked with a hint of evil in his eyes.

"Well, today is when we get Bell more accustomed to being registered by the guild. And luckily for me, Helun and that amazon idiot from Loki's familia have agreed to experience his lessons today from the staff." Hedin said with a satisfied tone in his voice that made the brothers and Heith shiver.

'You sadistic bastard...Poor Bell/Kid. Poor Helun.' They thought as they watched him continue down the hall until he reached one room across his own and next to Helun's. As many of the rooms in the manor were labeled or decorated with the occupant's own liking or name.

"[Knocking] Bell! Wake up! You and your little party have a loong day ahead of you at the guild! Stop sleeping in!" Hedin shouted as he banged heavily on the door. Making the knob rattle as he started to jiggle it.

To which he was startled to see it was opened, but unable to stop himself from falling on the floor as he entered Bell's room. The other's snickered as they followed closely behind to see Bell's room empty and clean.

"Huh? Odd. You think the kid bailed?"

"Maybe he got dragged away from that Amazon. The flat one, I think her epitaph was Crusher?"

"If he spend the night at Loki's I will drag his ass back here and smack him, that idiot amazon and that wretched wrench elf upside the head!" Hedin said as he rose up and began looking around the room for Bell.

The Brothers and Heith could only look at Hedin with a large sweat drop forming on their heads. Seeing their "vice-captain" now in a panic and practically turning the once clean new room for Bell being turned upside down to search him. Even so far as to try and search for him in the desk drawers and trashcan.