ProJect G. Cobra but FAST

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Grigio: Hello? Okay apparently we've skipped alot of stuffs in Cobra but really fast so lemme get the heavy stuffs in.. *sigh* oh gosh so many 13 year old fanfic.. well Gina Spectre is Cobra's sister and Cobra or Taipan i should say is now at space doing God knows what he's doing.. okay let's start this movie or fanfic..

Asahi: *sigh*
Gina: Sis! I want something else.. I don't like bread anymore..
Asahi: Look Gina I would love to cook you a nice french onion soup and that is not sarcasm I actually can cook 10 million dollar worth of food.. um.. well I would love but i don't have the energy to do so..
Gina: You keep saying that..
Asahi: I know..
Gina: ... SKIP!
Asahi: EH!?

*At Rirah's house*

Ayish: Hey Asahi I'm really sorry for your loss..
Asahi: Aiman isn't dead.. he's just not here..
Gina: Hey bae~~~~~~~
Ayish: Hmph! Um.. Gina.. don't you think this is a bad timing?
Gina: Wdym hubby..
Ayish: *looks at Asahi*
Asahi: ... What?
Ayish: ... Skip.

*Apartment again*

Asahi: Alright I'm gonna go masturbate over pictures of your brother and I LIED BECAUSE THERE'S A CLONE OF GRIGIO HERE!?
Gri: Hi.
Gina: What are you?
Gri: A Gri! But unfortunately by master's commands.. I have to kill you two..
G. Cobra: Not if I kill you first! *Shoots Gri's head*
Gina: HOLY- THIS IS GORE FANFIC!?
G. Cobra: I guess? G. Cobra was meant to killing version of Grigio so yeah..
Gina: ... Are people gonna draw rule 3-
G. Cobra: NO AND HOPEFULLY NOT! SKIP!

Yokubou: Whoa.. um.. well I think you skipped too far Grigio..
G. Cobra: YOKUBOU!? AND WHAT'S GINA DOING IN A CAGE!?
Gina: IDK BUT GO BACK BECAUSE THE PARTY FIGHT IS WRITTEN WELL!
G. Cobra: Pff yeah only in the Writer's mind but okay. REVERSE!

*GRI PARTY*

Gri: Hey Gri are you enjoying this!?
Gri: Yeah Gri I'm enjoying every second of this!
Gri: Hey did you guys heard that Gri is now a model!?
Gri: No way!
Sandwich: What the heck did I just read.. anyways I'm Gri too but people call me Sandwich because I love eating sandwich but always get interrupted by an explosion or G. Cobra.. now I can eat this sandwich.. *About to munch noise*
G. Cobra: SUPRISE I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
Sandwich: OH C'MON!!
Gina: SIS! I'M CAPTURED BY YOKUBOU!!
G. Cobra: GINA!!!
Yokubou: Okay now you can skip.
G. Cobra: ok. Skip!

*The Office.*

Yokubou: Ah. Grigio.. Cobra's favourite thing to do at bed..
G. Cobra: ... I swear if Straight window draws me fighting you and says to the people in r/Ultraman to draw rule 34 of you and me. I'm gonna lose it and kill you.
Yokubou: But I didn't do anything..
G. Cobra: DIE
Yokubou: ded.
Gina: BIG SIS!! WWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHH HE ALSO PULLED A LOLI MOMENT WITH MEEE WWWAAAAAAHHHH!!!
G. Cobra: *Dante* What the hell is this!?

*At the apartment*

Taipan: Hai mother and aunt! I'm glad to be home temporary to give you back father!
Asahi: That sounds so weird in many levels..
Aiman: What?
Gina: BIG BROTHER!!
Aiman: ... Okay for the people who skipped that first bit.. I'm her step-sibling not Asahi..

*Next day*

Aiman: *Slurps coffee* Hey Asahi.. what are they Grigios with scarfs and sometimes a leg band that super close to their crotch doing here?
Asahi: Ugh! I thought I killed them all!
Aiman: Hm.. How about this.. I'll trap them with my ice breath and offer them a home to stay which will be in the sequel. How about that?
Asahi: Do whatever you want..
Cobra: GOTTA LET IT OUT! GOTTA LET IT OUT! GOTTA LET IT OUT! GOTTA LET IT OUTTT! MOVE FAST BABY, DON'T BE SLOW! STEP ASIDE, RELOAD, TIME TO GO! I CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL ALL THIS RAGE THAT'S INSIDE ME-
Sandwich: Hey can I at least eat my sandwich in peace? In general can you make a sandwich for me? I lost it during one of G. Cobra's invasion..
Aiman: ... Okay?

*At The Gri land.. It's just one of those homes where it doesn't have someone living there and it's not a place to live permanently because you use it for a vacation reason and Aiman bought the place and the Gris lives there peacefully..*

Sandwich: Ah.. Finally.. I can have my beautiful.. sexy.. juicy.. sandwich.. *munch* hm.. it's so good.. with the mayo too..
Aiman: ... How are you more horny than everyone in ProJect Cobra..
Sandwich: Idk. *Swallows the sandwich*
Aiman: ... Um.. okay? BYE!