Airy is walking to Liam's house to kill him. The floor comes out of no where. It's rain. Airy then slips and dies. He is now gay and blind. Liam then opens his door only to find Airy holding a banana gun to his head. Liam then kneels down to talk to Airy.
"You okay there buddy? Also sorry for burning your Christmas tree down on last December."
Airy then mumbles. "I'm fine, just blind."
"Alright if you say so Airy. ;)"
Bryce came out of Liam's house while doing a 360 just to see Liam and Airy.
"Liam what's going on, and when are you going back to bed? It's 3 in the morning." He said carrying a child.
Liam turns around only to see his house on flames.
"Bryce what did the child do?"
"Well....the child kinda Uhm. Lit a match and set fire on your collection of weird things 😏"
"Oh...which collection I have ten."
"The Airy merchandise."
"Great!"
Liam and Bryce then made out forgetting Airy on the ground. Airy then slowly gets up, to see Liam and Bryce making out.
"I'm blind so can you tell me what's going on banana?"
The banana didn't respond back so Airy threw the banana to Liam and Bryce. The banana then went flying back hitting him in the head.
Airy then tumbles back and regains his balance.
Bryce starts walking towards and said.
"/Give Bryce metal pipe."
A metal pipe then spawns out of no where in his hand.
Bryce then begins to poke Airy to see if he's alive or not. The pipe then ends up stabbing Airy in his chest.
Airy then dies again and ends up falling on Bryce.
Liam turns around to find Airy on top of Bryce. Liam then starts sobbing.
"/Revive Airy." Bryce said.
Airy does not get up, he's still dead. dun dun DON
"THIS ISN'T MINECRAFT, BRYCE!" Liam yelled.
He then ran away but came back with a question.
"Are you gay?"
"no, in fact I'm homophobic."
Another question has came into Liam's mind.
"How did you spawn the metal pipe?" He said while tears running down his face.
"I-I....i don't know 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😏😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"
words are words ANYWAYS this is the end of the chapter ( chapter 2 will take a while I think-)
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An Unarm Robbery (HFJ ONE)
Fanfictionjust title DOES NOT says it all :) THIS IS A JOKE/J never gonna be finish