😜Titans Gone Wild🤪

Moments before Chaos

\In Jump City Park\
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"We are honored to be invited here to cut the ribbon at the opening of this brand new park" Robin, the Teen Titan's leader said into the microphone to the large crowd of people. Behind Robin stood Beast Boy, Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, and Bumblebee who was visiting from Titan's East. "We'll now cut this ribbon and open a new safe place for kids to enjoy themselves." Robin gave the scissors to Starfire and she snipped the ribbon letting all of the kids who came to rush in to play.

"Glorious!" Starfire cheered. "Now all the little bumgorphs may play in this park and not in the dangerous street."

"You guys wanna try the swings?" Beast Boy asked excited.

"Come on man, let the kids have a shot at the park first" Cyborg said.

"I'm headed back to the tower, I have a good book waiting for me" Raven said. She started floating back towards the tower when a red haired bearded man wearing glasses popped out of the crowd. He wore white sweatpants, a white t-shirt with a heart on it that barely covered his large hairy belly, a white baseball cap with a heart on the end of a spring coming out of the top of the cap. He carried a large beat up gym bag over his shoulder.

"Raven! The object of my desire!" the odd middle aged man proclaimed to her in front of the crowd of townspeople. "We finally meet! After years of patiently waiting and far away admiration, I could wait no longer! I've come to sweep you off your feet and show you a world of romance you've only dreamed about!" the man said.

"Here!" he said pulling out a bouquet of white peace lilies from his gym bag. "Your favorite flowers Raven, the same type of flowers that are at your favorite table at the poetry club that you visit every Friday at 8:30 p.m." Raven start inching back, getting a very creepy vibe from the man.

"And I've immortalized your beauty in painting. Take a look, it portrays your exact 36-28-32 measurements!" he said taking a small canvas from his gym bag. The painting showed Raven on a bed, naked except for a white bed sheet covering all of her private parts. It would have been considered beautiful and tasteful if it wasn't created and presented in such a creepy context!

"Here you are my beloved, your magical love adventure begins now!" he said taking a knee in proposal and thrusting the flowers and painting at Raven. Raven stood wide eyed in shock, embarrassment, and unease in front of the creepy man, her friends, and all the townspeople and press officials that had come to the event.

"Thank you for the sentiment..." Raven said gently pushing the painting and flowers away from her. "But I love someone else" she said trying to get him to go away. The man's mouth dropped in shock and hurt. He stood up, threw the flowers and painting to the ground.

"You witch! You spurn cupid's love and break his heart? How dare you lead cupid on with your temptress ways and then reject him!" he screamed. He pulled an odd looking gun from out of his gym bag and pointed it at Raven. "You will love me!" he said firing a dart that hit Raven in the chest making her cry out in pain.

"Gun!" a security person shouted alerting police to move in. The man fired several more shots, one almost hit Beast boy but he ducked and it hit Starfire in the arm making her gasp. The third dart hit Cyborg's metal chest and ricocheted hitting Bumblebee in the back of the neck. Robin threw a bird-a-rang at the man knocking the gun from his hands allowing police to tackle him to the ground.

Paramedics rushed to the injured titans' sides. They quickly examined Starfire's arm and Bumblebee's neck, but Raven's injury posed a bigger challenge. The injury on Raven was on her chest just below her breasts.

"We're going to have to cut this off her!" the female paramedic called.

"I'll do it! I'll do it!" both male paramedics said dropping what they were doing to snatch the opportunity.