Your favorite character might stank

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Welcome to the objective list of weather or not characters smell like literal ass. "OH but how could you know they're on a screen" I'll tell you how I know. This will be done considering multiple factors such as-
• Activity level- because we all know athletes smell like sweaty armpits
• Age- if they're in puberty they stank, especially if it's a guy
• Hygiene- I'm sorry but your favorite little hermit character who looks unkempt in a "cute" way smells horrible cause they don't shower
• If their favorite color is green, because if your favorite color is green you smell like shit
• Wealth- cause if you're poor or homeless I'm sorry but you're gonna smell worse
• Other factors such as situations or quirks that could affect body odor.
No pity points cause I like the character will be given for my opinion, but I will also be asking Problems_Child for their opinion and idk how he feels. You may also share your opinions but I'm not changing mine.

Now I will begin

Deku smells like literal ass and I will die on this hill. My guy is a teenage male pro hero in training so he's a teenage male who's constantly exercising. His favorite color is green so extra stink points. And there was just a whole arc about getting him to take a damm bath. He's got all the points he stinks like hell.

I think most class 1-A stinks actually and most of all of UA as well. Bakugo stank and I think the entire bakusquad stanks as well. Problems_Child says he thinks Tokoyami doesn't stink because birds don't sweat. So m a y b e he's passed the smell test. My mom says she doesn't think Uraraka stinks and I agree cause she seems like the type to actually put on some fucking deodorant.

Don't even get me started on the league of villains cause I think they are the worst smelling characters in the entire show. All of them look like they don't shower regularly, most of them don't shower ever. I don't see them living in a home with any kind of shower, and in episodes before the war they were living in some nasty ass hut or something saying they don't even eat ever cause they can't afford to. Shigaraki hasn't showered since the doctor washed him after his birth, if they even did that. Dabi has literal rotting burning rotting flesh on him and also looks like he's never showered. I'm maybe willing to argue about Mr compress cause he looks a bit civilized but he's living with the league.

The meta liberation army I actually want to say doesn't stink. I'm skeptic about Skeptic but they seem to live in this nice fancy house and they otherwise seem well put together.

Aizawa stinks. He never showers and sleeps in a bag. My mom agreed but Problems_Child says he doesn't think he stinks and he s o m e h o w just smells nice. My mom thinks present mic stinks and I didn't really think so initially but I can kinda see it now that it's been said. We've come yo the agreement that midnight doesn't stink cause I think she gives off the good attractive sent.

I think Mirio stank cause he seems like he'd be sweaty. But I don't think he's as bad as some others. I think Tamaki stinks I'm sorry I had to say it. He doesn't look like he showers often and hes a teenage male athlete. Problems_Child disagrees however. Again with the magic no sweat gene that and he'd probably be self conscious about it if he knew. So maybe he's a l i t t l e less bad. I don't think Nejire stinks either and this time I'm actually giving her the anti stink gene cause I feel like she sweats but u can't imagine her stinking

Stain stinks like assbiscuits. Overhaul is one of the only villains that doesn't stink because he's a germophobe.

All might stinks. His breath stinks too cause he's constantly coughing up blood. Endeavor stinks too cause of the constant excersize and fire on him. Hawks I'm torn on because he is a pro hero but he flies instead of runs and he's a tad lazy when it's not necessary. He's also a bird and birds don't sweat. Jeanist doesn't stink. Edgeshot idk but Problems_Child says no.

And finally me. I don't think All for one stinks. He dresses pretty nice yknow and If I have all these quirks I gotta have an anti stink one. Idk about the breathing tube and shit tho cause he's getting old and also had his face busted off. So m a y b e

If I forgot anyone I might mention them later

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 02, 2023 ⏰

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